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Author Comments

This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.

Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.

Enjoy!

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!

Dr. Mario!

Reviews


hady422hady422

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2014

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stickmin193stickmin193

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 10, 2014

ha ha you just fell. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!



anilateranilater

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 7, 2014

man i love brents work



WeOnlyWantYourSoulWeOnlyWantYourSoul

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 24, 2014

aaaaand i'm scared for live ... thanks dude ...



shotgunhavokshotgunhavok

Rated 1 / 5 stars March 7, 2014

DAFUQ did i see!