Dr. Mario with Lyrics
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- rated 4.34 / 5 stars
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- Genre:
- Comedy - Parody
- mario
- nintendo
- doctor
- portalhistory2009
Credits & Info
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Artist DarqV
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Inspiration brentalfloss
- Uploaded
- Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
- File Info
- Movie
- 6.9 mb
- Daily Feature November 12, 2009
- Weekly 2nd Place November 17, 2009
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Author Comments
This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.
Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.
Enjoy!
LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills
Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?
Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)
You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
Dr. Mario!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 16, 2013
i really want to know, what HPV means. I like the lycris and the movie and the song. But still want to know, what HPV means...
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 12, 2013
LOLsaw this so long ago with my friend poggie J! he brought me here years ago...
NEVER STOP SMILING! thats my motto I CANT WEAR IT OUT!!! XD
Rated 1 / 5 stars March 4, 2013
that was sick
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 15, 2013
that was totally weird i mean WTF the were fucking naked ward and dr.mario its GROSS but the dancing sicknesses was kinda funny OMG!!!!
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2013
lol part where kirby is funny