Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.19 / 5.00 27,993 Views
A rip-roaring dungeon running adventure!3.95 / 5.00 10,414 Views
Keep calm and shoot down mobsters.3.56 / 5.00 6,110 Views
*THANKS FOR FRONT PAGE GUYS*
NOTE: This game originally had a score of 3.26, but someone zero-bombed it.
Take part in a favorite pasttime of retards from the safety of your own computer.
I made this a while ago and asked for medals, but never got a response so I got tired of waiting and I'm uploading it now. I already have an achievement system in it, though.
Press "P" to pause, and then you can change the quality and turn the music on/off.
There are people complaining that the button isn't broken. If you actually released it instead of immediately giving a zero, you would know it works perfectly. It is supposed to jump after you LET GO of the button. So really, it's YOU that is broken.
Also, it's SUPPOSED to be hard. but it is 100% possible. If it was easy, it would be pointless.
I've noticed that a lot of people are saying stuff along the lines of "WTF HOW DID THIS GET ON FRONT PAGE???/?". If you were around long enough, you would know that Newgrounds was pretty much BASED on games like this.
EDIT: For some reason the preloader doesn't appear for a few seconds. Just be patient.
EDIT (11/8/09): Fixed a couple bugs. Should be working completely, but PM me immediately if you find any.
EDIT (11/21/09): Someone is getting their posse to zero-bomb my flash.
this is the guy.
EDIT (11/22/09): OK I ADDED A DIFFICULTY SYSTEM, YOU CAN STOP MASS-ZEROING NOW.
EDIT (11/30/09): WOOO 100,000 VIEWS :3
If you want to review, please actually give me criticism instead of simply saying "fail" and nothing else. That does not help at all and will most likely get you a ban.
also, if you would like to host this on your site, which HAS happened, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org