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Happy October Newgrounds. Today we submit to you Zombie Hooker Nightmare, a game about zombies, hookers, nightmares, and more zombies. Just in time for Halloween. Grab a gun and mow down some undead.

A quick review of the rules of ZHN...the game is divided into two Episodes, both available from the title screen (but they don't connect to each other).

Instructions:

Arrow keys - Move Lola around

Space bar - Attack. Uses current weapon if you have one or punches and kicks if you don't.

X - Tempt nearby Johns and make them follow you.

Touching Johns - Makes them follow you.

Guide Johns back to the trailer to turn tricks. Reach the night's quota and enter the trailer to progress to the next level.

You don't have to touch Johns to get them to follow you. Pressing X will get almost any John you can see on the screen to follow you as long as zombies aren't currently attacking them.

Weapons have a set amount of ammo/strength. When you use that up the weapon will disappear. You'll have to scramble for another weapon or just punch and kick your way through zombie hordes (but that's a lot harder to do).

As long as you don't completely use up all the ammo or strength of a weapon (strength/ammo greater than 0), it will recharge when you enter the trailer to go to the next level.

Enjoy.

Reviews


BigFattyPlusBigFattyPlus

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Meh...

To be honest, this is just that good. Lola is ALWAYS out-reached and there are always WAY too many enemies on screen to deal with at once. Also, with there being to health items, you tend to die quickly. Also, some of the weapons really suck, like the flame thrower. If you just tap the space bar, it does nothing, but still uses a shot, but if hold the space bar to get a full flame, you actually lose 2-3 shots! There needs to be some SERIOUS work here for this to be any good.


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d762d762

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Boring

after the first 3 levels, its boring. It's all the same. Pretty lame concept to boot.
Sure it's slightly funny, but other than that it's a poor game.


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tjardotjardo

Rated 2 / 5 stars

bad

you get hit lots of times before being able to hit the yellow ones. Way too hard and not the least bit tactical or whatever.



SensitiveJerkSensitiveJerk

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Lame.

There's no plane of attack. It's a 2D landscape made to look like a 3D one. If a zombie is standing at the bottom of the screen, and I'm standing at the top, and she shoots/throws something it can still hit me. That's the most retarded part of this game. In other words, shooting in the middle of a causeway will hit all zombies - the ones higher and lower, because the bullets touch their avatars.

The second part I don't like is the stupidity of the weapons. There are like 4-5 or more melee weapons, which all do the same thing with the same damage. Projectile weapons are nice (the submachine gun is the best), but you get very limited ammo that makes them not worth grabbing.

Then, zombies will attack you before you get in range, so if you run up to one you will get hit before you have the chance to attack. This makes melee weapons mostly worthless, since they have a longer attack range than your prostitute does even with a weapon. The game turns into a strafing mission where I move up and down to avoid attacks, since moving side to side is suicide.

You get money, but no upgrades, no health drops (none dropped for me anyway, so they don't exist or are too rare), and if you fuck around too long, you get swarmed and no amount of weaponry can save you from the myriad of zombies on the screen.


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tomatetetomatete

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not good, but original

The game itself is quite dull, too much repetitive, still got a 4 because of the idea. I mean, I hooker game is already original, but mixing it with zombie hookers stealing our man was quite unexpected.


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