Captain Planet has been lying low for a while but now he's back and he's a little bit peeved about this whole climate change thing.
This was just played on the Q&A show on our ABC station here in Australia. Apparently I belong to a shady organisation known as "Greasy Mouse" ( I asked them to plug my website GreasyMoose.com).
I want to assure you all that I am in no way affiliated with Greasy Mouse. They are a scourge and a menace!
The full title is "Captain Planet goes to Copenhagen", but that doesn't fit into Newgrounds' title character limit. But let me assure you, there ARE titties in the film, and they bounce.
I should mention that there was a big scandal a few years back when it emerged our straight laced, churchie Prime Minister had visited a strip club. Also, the "5%" is his government's target for cutting emissions.