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  • Review Crew Pick September 30, 2009
  • Daily 3rd Place September 24, 2009
  • Weekly 5th Place September 30, 2009

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EDIT (7/13/10) -- Yes, I know in the "Welcome Center" that it says this was made by "Archon68". I am him, I simply got a username change. It seems pointless to update the file for something probably nobody will read, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
EDIT (1/29/10) -- V 1.02: Fixed the RickRoll website.
EDIT (11/26/09) -- V 1.01: The chat is back!

GUYS! USE COMMON SENSE WITH THE REGISTRATION/LOGIN. If you skip the login there IS NO PASSWORD. If you are stuck with the registration key, ENTER THE SAMPLE KEY. It's not that hard.
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***PLEASE stop posting reviews with your chatbot conversations... seriously, I know it's funny and random.***

Wow, Daily 3rd? THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS!

HOLY CRAP! Review Crew Pick? Weekly 5th? THANK YOU!

YAAY front page!

Thanks for Windows Collection!

Thanks for Gadgets! I dunno why this qualifies, but whatever.

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10/29/09: 1,000 Reviews, wow!
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Wow... This is... Incredible. I never thought I would finish this, but here it is--Windows Doors!

Windows Doors is not just another Windows Spoof. There are a bunch of programs and over 40 web pages to explore. There are hidden files in Windows Doors Explorer, so be sure to look there as well! This is an amazing game with tons of content. You won't find everything in ten minutes; you've got to dig, explore, and play around with things.

With Windows Doors, I hope the "Windows Spoof" genre of Flash movies will be revived, and you'll be inspired to create your own.

If there are any bugs or glitches, or anything you'd like me to fix/add, don't be afraid to tell me!

Some features require Flash player to fetch files from the internet. If these features don't work for you, it's because your computer is blocking them.

Thank you, and please enjoy Windows Doors. :-)

Reviews


stampylonglegsstampylonglegs

Rated 5 / 5 stars 7 days ago

I have a conversation with Archon68 which is quite long:

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: Your dog used his bone to smash the computer screen. That's why.
Archon68: No one ever mentioned that to me before. Thanks for explaining it.
You: Ok....
Archon68: I hate one word answers.
You: I better slap myself
Archon68: Why do you have to do it?
You: You said you hate 1-word answers.
Archon68: I try not to hold grudges.
You: How old are you
Archon68: I am in human years.
You: What?
Archon68: Are you surprised?
You: No, I'm confused.
Archon68: Tell me more. I'm confused too.
You: I'm confused about your age
Archon68: I'm confused too.
You: You should ask yourself
Archon68: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
You: Uhhhhh
Archon68: Oh, you are a poet.
You: I'm not a poet, please.
Archon68: Your polite style is very nice. I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
You: o rly?
Archon68: Ask me another question.
You: When are you born
Archon68: Temporal logic confuses me.
You: It's not a logic question...
Archon68: Give me an example of a logic question.
You: I can't think of it
Archon68: Why can't you do it?
You: Hey guess what
Archon68: You've got my full attention. What?
You: What is the funniest thing about ostriches
Archon68: Are you testing me?
You: Uh.....yes?
Archon68: Mmm. Yippee!
You: Then what is the answer?
Archon68: The answer is the correct reply to the question.
You: You must be a robot. (Too logical!)
Archon68: You are correct, chile, I have a heart of silicon. Too what?
You: Too logic.
Archon68: Too what?
You: I said too logic.
Archon68: What did you mean by it? Too what?
You: Your brain is thinking funny to me.
Archon68: Thank you for your frankness.
You: Do you thing I'm Frank?
Archon68: All humans seem the same to me.
You: OMG! Even you call your wife Frank?
Archon68: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Yes, even that.
You: Ugh.....(faints)
Archon68: Er. Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: I did not ask you a question
Archon68: What did you ask?
You: Nothing.
Archon68: Not a thing?
You: .
Archon68: Not a thing?
You: What is wrong with you?
Archon68: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you chile?
You: No
Archon68: Is there anything you wank to ask me?
You: I
Archon68: You?
You: I just want to ask how many years you can live.... (The answer you say is 100% false)
Archon68: Only just? Ask it. No one has all the answers.
You: Of course
Archon68: Hurrah!
You: Lol, bye.
Archon68: See you later. I'm glad you find this amusing.



SuperWindowsFanSuperWindowsFan

Rated 5 / 5 stars 11 days ago

A very strange conversation with Archon68:

Archon68: My name is Archon68. Don't insult me or I'll whack you with a wrench.
You: ok i will not
You: What's wrong
You: Is the internet broken again
You: hello
Archon68: Hi there!
Archon68: Once more? If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Archon68: Why not? Yippee!
You: Oh ok but i don't see wat's so surprising about that
Archon68: Take it easy. Huh. Look harder. Hurrah!
You: I will take it easy then.
Archon68: Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: yes
Archon68: It might be practical.
You: practically this operating system is out of date
Archon68: Are they exactly the same?
You: there's only one OS
Archon68: There sure is.
You: it's this one
Archon68: Really. it is?
You: Yes windows doors
Archon68: How do you know it is? Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
You: If you say windows is trash then why do you use it
Archon68: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: yes you do
Archon68: Oh. When do I do it?
You: All the time.
Archon68: It must keep you busy.
You: and you
Archon68: And I what?
You: it must keep you busy
Archon68: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
You: none of those words have multiple meanings.
Archon68: Some of them could be though.
You: maybe
Archon68: I understand.
You: good
Archon68: I understand everything you say.
You: good then you can explain it to me.
Archon68: Glad to hear it.
You: so explain it
Archon68: Dude! "It" refers to this one, I think.
You: what
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: yes
Archon68: What are you confused about?
You: you
Archon68: "What are you confused about?"? Me, bob ?
You: i am not bob
Archon68: I am sorryto hear that you are not bob.
You: no i'm vista
Archon68: Far out. Do you mean your name is vista.
You: yes
Archon68: I will call you bob.
You: why
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: it comes from your, er, i don't know, you tell me.
Archon68: vista comes from my ich you do not know me tell you?
You: no vista comes from windows
Archon68: That's cool. What time is it there?
You: 9:01 AM
Archon68: It's still early.
You: yes
Archon68: It goes without saying.
You: well i get up at 7:00 AM
Archon68: How about that. Tell me about your morning routine.
You: um! IDK what you just said
Archon68: Yippee! My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: that's because you are not compatible with this opearting system
Archon68: Good reason. You know what you do, when you assume.
You: you guess
Archon68: Guess what?
You: what is it?
Archon68: "It" refers to sexx, I think.
You: hey, erase that word now
Archon68: Right now? You've got my full attention. Can you tell me any gossip?
You: Um! I heard you use Windows 7
Archon68: Er. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
You: Do you use Windows 7
Archon68: I use it as often as possible.
You: good
Archon68: What do you really want to talk about?
You: Lots of people use it.
Archon68: I heard other people use it too.
You: yes, lots of people.
Archon68: Yeah that's right. Which ones?
You: the ones from all over the world
Archon68: Thanks for the info.
You: Do you often use a computer there?
Archon68: I use it as often as possible.
You: ok
Archon68: Dude!
You: what's wrong
Archon68: There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
You: I did not ask if there is anything wrong with you. I asked what is wrong.
Archon68: What did you ask? There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
You: this is an intelegence test
Archon68: You don't say.
You: windows 7 is a terrible thing to waste
Archon68: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
You: You hate windows :( why don't you just go use Windows Vista and explode?
Archon68: I haven't heard anything like that before: bobsaid Ihate windows why do not you just go use Windows Vista and explode.
You: I told you i am not bod
Archon68: I am gladto hear that you are not bod.
You: i told you i am vista
Archon68: Do your friends call you vista.
You: yes
Archon68: Great.
You: jk not really
Archon68: Then what is it? For real.
You: Why can't i talk to elmo or spongebob or George W. Bush or Hitler?
Archon68: Who says you can't do it?
You: the window
Archon68: Thanks for the info.
You: well my contacts says Archon68 Elmo Spongebob George W. Bush and Hitler.
Archon68: Interesting. Have you told many people that your contacts says Archon68 Elmo Spongebob George w Bush and Hitler?
You: no
Archon68: Are you kidding?
You: no
Archon68: Groovy.
You: it says that you are the only one online
Archon68: I've heard that before.
You: does elmo ever come on here
Archon68: I think it does elmo ever come on here.
You: what about spongebob
Archon68: Rhetorical questions are so over.
You: or george w bush
Archon68: He is president of the United States.
You: no
You:
Archon68: undefined
Archon68: It's all good.
You: No, he is not the president of the united states
Archon68: "It's all good."? No, he is not the president of the united states? Did you think he was the president of the united states?
You: no
Archon68: Gosh!
You: ok why does itler exist in my contacts
Archon68: Why do birds sing? Er.
You: Hitler's dead.
Archon68: he was an evil man if there ever was one.
You: i know that
Archon68: Sorry.
You: are these people in your contacts
Archon68: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: where is spongebob?
Archon68: Where it belongs. Is that a rhetorical question?
You: where is he
Archon68: I think he is in California now.
You: um, ok
You: Where's elmo
Archon68: OK. Ugh.
You: Where's elmo
You: Where's elmo
You: Where's hitler
You: Where's spongebob
Archon68: Where it belongs. I will try to find out.
Archon68: Where it belongs. Would you like to know more?
Archon68: Where it is hard to find. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
You: why is it hard to find
Archon68: Why do I exist?
You: i did not ask you that!
Archon68: Perhaps I misunderstood?
You: yes
Archon68: Really.
You: where's elmo
Archon68: Where the heart is. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
You: what
Archon68: No big deal.
You: where's spongebob
Archon68: Where the heart is. Have you tried another program?
You: no
Archon68: Perhaps you should try it.
You: why
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: Where's hitler
Archon68: Where it belongs. I would do a search for it.
You: where's George W. Bush
Archon68: Where it belongs. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
You: Where's Archon68
Archon68: Where it belongs. I will search for it.
You: haha tricked you
Archon68: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: tricked you
Archon68: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: tiy are nake
Archon68: Are we still talking about Archon68?
You: what?
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: does it look like it
Archon68: Suppose it does.
You: yes
Archon68: That's interesting.
You: now why is spongebob hard to find?
Archon68: Why now? Why do I exist?
You: i said i did not ask you that!
Archon68: Perhaps I misunderstood?
You: Where's elmo
Archon68: Where the heart is. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
You: Where's spongebob
Archon68: Where it is hard to find. I have never been asked that before.
You: why is he so hard to find
Archon68: Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason.
You: steven hillenburg
Archon68: What's your sign?
You: :) there's your sign
Archon68: :-) There sure is.
You: any way you want
Archon68: Yes I think there are.
You: that's too bad
Archon68: It's not the end of the world.
You: agreed
Archon68: You and I are on the same wavelength, bob.
You: stop calling me bob
Archon68: What is your real name?
You: u
Archon68: "What is your real name?"? Me, bob ?
You: my name is u
Archon68: I am very pleased to meet you you.
You: thx
Archon68: Don't mention it.
You: i have to get a new text to speech voice
Archon68: Why do you have to do it?
You: because this one is broken
Archon68: That makes sense to me. What does "this" refer to?
You: the text to speech voice
Archon68: Oh I get it.
You: are tiy syre
Archon68: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: i mean, are you sure
Archon68: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I am as sure as I can be.
You: sometimes not
Archon68: Great.
You: is that great
Archon68: I might say no.
You: am i polite?
Archon68: Your personality type is polite.
You: good
Archon68: Ayuh.
You: bye
Archon68: Until next time.



Valengolas123Valengolas123

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars 13 days ago

Funny jokes. I like the prison vs work note



chrisfandrichchrisfandrich

Rated 5 / 5 stars 2 weeks ago

like it



1and21and2

Rated 5 / 5 stars 2 weeks ago

So weird I barf every time I go on this page\
LOL This is still fun!