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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.

Enjoy!

Reviews


StupidDoorStupidDoor

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hard to say..

as a game, this is pretty much crap. it's fun for say.. 3 minutes, but that's it.

ON THE OTHER HAND.. THE ART IS JUST AMAZING. give this game a go, just for the art. also, watch the intro and outro.


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JEroldJErold

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game

YAY, a game i don't have to mute to turn my own music on.
I like the idea of the gameplay. Its hard to move around since tha ol' $#%$^ is slow, and i could fart but I'd rather save it for the sp. beam. So it makes since, but honestly, most games where i cant move extremely fast i dislike. But for the musiq selection ill give you the 10.


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pyro786 responds:

You gave me a nine.

Also- try turning the quality down when you play. Often it feels slower than it is because the framerate is all low.


BioleytonBioleyton

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good Game, great songs, but y wish it could have objetives/goals/trophies.



firemonkeyxfiremonkeyx

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

insane

brilliant, ill never look at seals the same



the3leggedduckthe3leggedduck

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good game =]]

whats the song???????