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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 4 / 5 stars




Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Aw snap......

This game is just hilarious no matter what people say.
The sense of humor is unbearably funny and the gameplay could be worse but was okay.
Overall I think the reason this game is here is just for the heck of it and the maker of this game to see all the funny comments:p

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


like the music like the game cant last 5 secs though but like ur sence of hummor make me feel like im killing the nazi hooker crack heads in real life

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's not that hard...

I truly enjoyed this game, it was quite interesting. I honestly don't understand how people are having so much trouble with this game; it is really quite simple. Clearly you people are incompetent. Of course, it does degenerate into a button masher, but who doesn't love that? I have to say, this game was incredible. If you get to 50000 points there is an alternative ending! Maybe. You'll have to figure that one out yourself.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Um wow

How did this get on the front page? There should be a medel for lasting 30 seconds on that game