Guess who lol! Yep, its ME, Princess Laucherella!!!!! :-)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I'm back, and I'm bringing you not just a regular Cyberen Silly, but one of those rare Cyberen Specials!
In case you didn't know, boys and girls, ten years ago today was the Columbine High School Massacre. That's right - on April 20th 1999, fifteen totally tubular people died, and to this day society is still reeling back from it. Ergo, today's episode is rather serious (not quite so "Silly" as normal). :-(
We open tonight's Silly with Cyberen Broyoshi in handcuffs in the back of a police car after being found guilty of stealing the sapphire Thai beads. He begins conversing with the world-weary police officer who is driving him to his new home, and finds that he has quite a lot to say.
The cop (who sounds a bit like Patrick Stewart) turns out to be Officer Red Boner, formerly of the Littleton Police Department. He tells Cyberen all about how ten years ago this day, him and his chums were called to the atrocious crime scene that was once Columbine High School, and all the horrors that they found there.
Cyberen, who's bloodstream is still coursing with bad LSD from his romp in the Spooky Woods (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/488714), begins to flip out and thinks he's seeing those horrors first hand. The human inside of you will be so moved you just might cry when you see all the crying faces of students and parents - and even Officer Boner - wondering "why", and coming together for love and healing that is still going on TO THIS DAY!
Everyone who lost their lives on that terrible day, you are gone but not forgotten! Their friends and families are in my prayers, and yours too, most likely, after you see this. I really hope you're touched by today's Silly because I put lots of love into it.
Never leave a loved one on an angry note, folks, because you may never see them again, or their brains could be sprayed all over a school library when you do see them again. Its a crazy world, folks. Just remember that I love you!
All the best,
The Princess Laucherella <3
