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Ni Hao, comrade.
The Americans are in great need of new footwear.
Become the greatest shoe courier that ever lived.
Movement - arrow keys
*Update: NG Medals working now - For Honor and Glory!
*Yes, this is china's version of Super Soviet Missile Mastar
Game was very boring. Your shoe is too slow and way to large to dodge anything closing in fast. The maneuverability suks too. I got something like 6000km and can't be bothered to try again.
Two deaths by 5,000 and managed to make it to 10,000 on my last life. Phew. Nice game, good visuals, funny theme. Could do with some more variation in objective and enemy types, maybe some music.
I lose at 9926m. OH GOD WHY ?!
Use the up and down arrow keys to avoid birds, planes and helicopters. The goal is to crash into the United States. The shoe-line along the bottom shows how far away your target is. When you see 'pwnd' on screen, it's a win, then you fly again.
IDK, it just an avoidance game. Any political statement begins before you play.
Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?
A rip-roaring dungeon running adventure!
Keep calm and shoot down mobsters.
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