Twilight: The Broodening
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- rated 4.13 / 5 stars
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- Comedy - Parody
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Author guywiththecoat
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- Mar 20, 2009 | 10:54 PM EDT
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- Daily 4th Place March 22, 2009
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Author Comments
***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****
Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.
Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/
After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.
This is my version of how it should have been.
Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com
**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!
If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com
The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.
For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 23, 2013
yes.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 24, 2012
Lol! Love Bella and Edward's voices, Bella sounds so annoying, and Edward is v. condescending. Funny as!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2011
wtheck
JUST LISTEN TO THEIR VOICES HE IS EVIIILLLL
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 25, 2011
HILARIOUS!
"Why didn't you use your superspeed to save me before he bit me?"
"I didn't, I drove my Volvo."
"You dick!"
HAHAHAHA! EDWARD YOU DICK!
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 2, 2011
Brilliant! :D
"...And they DANCED, and were PALE and GOOD LOOKING together FOR EVAR."
That should have been the actual last line of the book. The way you said "danced" was spectacular.
And you just made me realize ALL of those plotholes that should have been GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to me. Dear lord. *headdesk*