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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****

Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.

Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.

Reviews


RadeshtkaRadeshtka

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 5, 2013

the childlike mormonism overtones in the movies and books are hilariously played up and made even more obvious in this. Good job.



ZenenemenoZenenemeno

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 23, 2013

yes.



RynnkatRynnkat

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 24, 2012

Lol! Love Bella and Edward's voices, Bella sounds so annoying, and Edward is v. condescending. Funny as!



NerdbuscusNerdbuscus

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2011

wtheck

JUST LISTEN TO THEIR VOICES HE IS EVIIILLLL



chu900chu900

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 25, 2011

HILARIOUS!

"Why didn't you use your superspeed to save me before he bit me?"

"I didn't, I drove my Volvo."

"You dick!"

HAHAHAHA! EDWARD YOU DICK!