Twilight: The Broodening by guywiththecoat



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Submitted: 03/20/2009 | 10:54PM EST

File Info: Movie | 5.5 MB | Add Movie to Favorites

Genre: Comedy - Parody

Current Score: 4.17 / 5.00

7,510 votes | 127,512 views

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Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.

Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

**edit again** Gone from the front page... Alas, newgrounds, your love be so fickle!

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.

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Average Score: 9.2 / 10

Score: 10
Syn1734

"Great parody."

date: November 16, 2009

Just like way I thought it should be but only one thing confused me in the series. Bella is a virgin and when they have sex, she would bleed thus meaning Edward would get a sick thrill and drain her blood but instead she was bruised.

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Score: 10
JefEm

"Dude, you drive a volvo?"

by: JefEm
date: November 9, 2009

This is so cool. I'm actually a fan of the Twilight-series, but I can really appreciate a parody like this one. And be serious, if you're a vampire that's filthy rich, why the heck would you drive a volvo. Buy a beamer or a merc like the others, dude!

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Score: 10
Degial

"BECAUSE SHUT UP"

by: Degial
date: November 1, 2009

You have to make another one. Please. This was amazing.

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Score: 10
murdock1

"This is brilliant."

date: October 24, 2009

Please tell me you'll continue this to the second movie.

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Score: 10
Degosaithe

"Sparkly.. shiny.. .even more handsome"

date: October 23, 2009

Gorgeous. I love this thing.. cant stop watching it. Friggen hilarious... "skin is different.. crystalization!!"

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