HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, PAISANOS!

Just so you know, I AM still doing the "double-Cyberen" thing, but I'm clusterfulped with school work right now... SORRY!

Last exciting episode, "2001: A Cyberen Odessy" (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/487386), Cyberen blows up the D.I.C.K. super computer with a whipped-cream pie and a banana peel, only to realize he has no idea how to pilot a rocket ship on his own!

As Cyberen awaits death in the dark confines of outer space, HE GETS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!! The aliens, who have chins that sort of look like butts like that one guy in the Mos Eisley cantina in "Star Wars: A New Hope", put poor Cyberen to work as a slave. They soon discover that he has no work ethic and suffers from delusions that he can make a living by selling bad artwork - even in space! Good greif!

Cyberen gets mesmerized and taken to a surgical room where they insert a probe in Cyberen's anus, which severely traumatizes him. Even the butt-chinned aliens feel bad seeing Cyberen celebrate his St. Patrick's Day crying in a corner, so they perform extreme brain surgery on him, ending the episode with a nod to the first episode of South Park... You know, like, back when it didn't blow.

Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another double-dose of the Cyberen Sillies!