Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

I wanted to contribute to the bandwagon, and I had little time to do so. Because of this, after about five minutes of trying to create something memorable, I realized that it was never going to work, and I ended up just trying to get it done as soon as possible so I could get back to whatever I was doing... which, to be honest, was absolutely nothing.

Enjoy, if that's possible.