I figured "hey, I've got time to waste, why not make something simple and rhythmic?" so I did.
This is the result of, oh, three hours or so work. Woo!
[Edit]: It would appear I originally exported it with some kind of minimum, default settings for audio.
I have now re-exported with much better sound quality, and, I think the quadrupling of size is very much worth it... it simply did not do the song justice before.