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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars March 21, 2014

1063 seconds mostly because I took a break xD Your an elephant... Best. Game. Ever. 10/10


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 15, 2014

205 seconds. Aww yeah.


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 7, 2014

I <3 THIS GAME! So addicting me and my friends would see wh could get the most!


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 2, 2014

690 seconds! ELEPHANT MADNESS (madness! madness! madness!)


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 4, 2014

Made it in 441 seconds. Love this game and all of you elephant games.