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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

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Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
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12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

Reviews


SmegPodSmegPod

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 15, 2014

205 seconds. Aww yeah.



thegamrthegamr

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 7, 2014

I <3 THIS GAME! So addicting me and my friends would see wh could get the most!



joshuakoopajoshuakoopa

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 2, 2014

690 seconds! ELEPHANT MADNESS (madness! madness! madness!)



centauroscentauros

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 4, 2014

Made it in 441 seconds. Love this game and all of you elephant games.



adifferentjonesadifferentjones

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 25, 2014

831 seconds. booyah!