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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

for what it's worth your hint page is broken.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very humorous and addictive :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Rated 5 / 5 stars 3 days ago
a nice satire of the achievement system. i love it.
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Rated 5 / 5 stars 9 days ago
356 seconds
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Rated 5 / 5 stars 11 days ago
1063 seconds mostly because I took a break xD Your an elephant... Best. Game. Ever. 10/10
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Rated 5 / 5 stars 2 weeks ago
205 seconds. Aww yeah.
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Rated 5 / 5 stars 1 month ago
I <3 THIS GAME! So addicting me and my friends would see wh could get the most!

Yeah, what they said....


Rated 5 / 5 stars

a nice satire of the achievement system. i love it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

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