Good try. It made me laugh a little when you started freaking out. Kinda reminded me of me as a kid. Anyways, it was a good idea, you just didn't put enough work into it. Try throwing in some animation of your own, like Mario knifing DK cause he's pissed, or whipping out a gun and shooting the barrels, or something. The whole kill yourself cause you can't beat the game isn't really that funny. Good luck.

Epic fail on so many levels....

you sound like kid trunks

You sound like a 12-year-old kid that hasn't hit puberty yet. The jokes are crappy and all your info is wrong. Besides, Donkey Kong isn't that hard. A person with commons sense can find out that you can jump over the barrels. Also, that character isn't Peach, it's Pauline. Learn your Mario history. Seriously.

like how old are you you sound like your nine....and this game is fucking i don't know what the hell your talking about you little brat