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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 3 / 5 stars

lucky you

i am one of the hardest raters on newgroundsand i must say it was awesome dude make more so i give you but be glad you even got that lucky you ^ hahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahah ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahah hhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhhaahhahah aha


Rated 3 / 5 stars


It's rather amusing, but not laugh-out-loud hilarious. And because the only thing it had going for it was its satirical humor, it wasn't that great to me.

I'm not saying it sucked, don't get me wrong. It was rather amusing indeed. But I do not believe that it should be anywhere near the Top 50 list. The witty comments and level titles were the amusing part, obviously. But the game itself had nothing to do, making it very repetitive. I understand that's what you were kind of going for, but in doing so it gave nothing for the game for me to enjoy all that much, really.

Sorry, it's just not my cup of tea, at least not as much as everyone else seems to like it. Glad that it's doing so well for you though, congrats!

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Rated 3 / 5 stars


Note:9 for game but, -3 for government conspiracy ideals.
Language:1/10 (Probably was some but, I forgot it like, 1,000,000 levels ago.)
Soundtrack:2/10 (& hey, I like heavy metal!) >: (
Originality:10/10 (Definitly original.)


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Funny, but a bit stale

I laughed alot when playing this game. It was VERY fun to play. It had a great art style, and quite a bit of humor. The problem? The game seems to promise a bit more action. The intro sets the wrong tone. It implies this is a game with "in your face action" with fighting, guns, and the like. It's good, but it is a let down to having the majority of the game simply jumping off the platform.

Most of the levels are funny, but I think you can make similar points to the ones you make without a constant suicide. One of the better ones was the 3rd stage in the 5 stages where you insert dancing part of the bargaining. It's random and more importantly, NEW! Some of the games could be made harder like the couches, by having it be a bit more that a button masher.

Obviously you did a lot of work, but most levels are basically filler. Either way I enjoyed the game and hope for more.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

weird crap funny

weird but fun and hard