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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


if you think about it, it's honestly kind of sad how true this game is...
this world really does suck.
(nice "matrix" reference by the way.)
love it.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Screw this

Cant you get your daily LOL's through non violeny means?
i mean, cmon after 37 deaths this gets boring
so screw this
screw this grassy platform
screw that...^_^... CLOUD
And screw you
and your sister
and any pets you may own at this moment
GOOD GAWD(How good this game is) XD i played 10 times, each time i loled more then the last


Rated 5 / 5 stars


LOL IT so funny i shit my pents


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Blown away.

Over the past 8 years, I have been a huge fan of newgrounds, going through periods of extreme obsession to latent neglect. Upon coming back to the site after a rather long hiatus, this was one of the first games I played upon my return. I can, without reservation, say that this is the finest piece of work that I have ever seen on the site. I am honestly at a loss for words as to what you have managed to create here. Congratulations. I happen to work in the VG industry (for the awful, yet extremely lucrative Activision) and would love more info to pass along. Though it would certainly need some refinement, this truly deserves to be hosted on either PSN, X360 live or both. People NEED to see this. If you have any interest in this, please send me some info at Thank you for this brilliant game...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was really stupid and dumb and i loved everybit of it

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