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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Already a classic.

At first, when I say the title I went... "Meh. Another noob trying to be original. Whatever." But each level made me realize how more and more this game just how genius this game is.

See ya, I'm off to play it again!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

how does the game know i have a sister and not a brother


Rated 5 / 5 stars

best game ever

that was hillarios


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was amazing.

I would have thought a game called :the game: wouldn't be creative at all, but I was dead wrong! That was one of them most clever games I've ever played.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking great

Pointlessness was never so much fun. This is one of the first things I've found really worth reviewing here.

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