Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.13 / 5.00 17,810 Views:the game:
- Score:
- rated 4.43 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 2,533,095 Views
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- Genre:
- Action - Platformer - Puzzle
- suicide
- satire
- politics
- portalhistory2008
Credits & Info
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Author Nutcasenightmare
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Credits Melodrama
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Main Theme Head First Into A Wall
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Other Scary teleportation
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Intro 1234 go!-MJ
- Uploaded
- Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 5.2 mb
- Review Crew Pick Movie of the Year 2008
- Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
- Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008
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Politics Rather than trying to choose sides, we find it is much more fun to bash everything political.
Author Comments
Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
http://armorgames.com/pla y/2619/the-game
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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!
"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP
Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D
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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!
List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Ebaumsworld.com
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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Oh, and to save you the trouble:
http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip
:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.
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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.
:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 12, 2009
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Ridicoulous Fun!
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 5, 2010
OMG! WTF!
This game was funny than shit...make more of these ill keep giving out 10's
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2008
EXCELLENT
10/10 5/5 ... unique in style... Great job!! i hope there will be a 2nd....
Why thank you! (Nice icon, btw)
And yes, I am planning a second. As long as there are politcians, there will be political satire for me to do. Which is why I am against anarchism.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 27, 2009
new one
make the game 2
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 1, 2010
Lol, finished the game
got 27 sec in drunk test ^^