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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe, nice!

I don't know how you made a game where the goal on nearly every stage is simply "jump off the floating grassy knoll and die", and make it an enormously fun laugh riot, but with all your titles and puns, you somehow kept it fresh the entire time.

Great work. For making something that should in no way be amusing one of the better times I've had playing Flash games, the 10 is yours.

Keep it comin'.
(AKA "Porn: The Game")
(AKA "Yeah, there's a reason I didn't make this")

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

McFondled: Over 6 million kittens killed.
(And if you're turned on by little white hopping armless peg-like guys... holy CRAP.)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Uhh, fun but I found a glitch

Amazing concept and I thought it was hilarious. But on the endless staircase level (forget the name) I uhm.. walked outside of the staircase and was just floating on air...

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Darn, I thought I fixed that glitch. Thanks for telling me!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Must be my lucky week

Sheesh, first my candidate is elected President and now the most amazing game ever is made!! I honestly don't know what to say. I could play this all day. I have no clue if this ever ''does'' end. It's an endless array of satire about everything you could possibly ever think of! Maybe someday I ''will'' complete it, but I really don't want to, I wish this went on forever!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


STFU CUZ THIS IS THE DUMBEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER!!!In a really hilarious good way 10/10 5/5


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Yay for social commentary!