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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Hilarious! Bloody loved it.

Only problem is that it glitched after "Tibet" and kept repeating the Tibet level with the Feminism, Conservatism, etc. titles afterwards.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing, Very Clever

I loved the style of humor and I understood every bit of it. Fantastic work. 10/10 5/5


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The guy before me asked what is the story...

... to summarise, get a bit older and you will figure it out :)

This is REALLY THE GAME! Hey great job...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh God! HAHA

That was hilarious. HAHAHA

Good job.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

3 questions

What the hell am I supposed to do?What is this about?Whats the story of this game?