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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

F U * * in Awesome!

Best game ever! Make a new one.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

awsome buuuuut

i knocked off 6 stars becuz obzmz won and u said obama and i made a song that goes like this

"obama's mama was osama b4 his mama osama had obama osama momma was killed by obama but osama momma is still alive cuz obama is prez"
oh yeah i wanted mcain too win cuz obamas gonna kill us all oh and srry about talkin about obama and not u game great game tho


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was just plain epic. This is amazing. You win. You are win.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Really, best time killer I ever played


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I was laughing so hard when it said you fell all the way to China thanks for causing an Earthquake jack ass. I loved the fact that the game was so simplistic yet entertaining.