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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I cant give you a ten, but i cant give you less than a 9. it was so amazing, it kept me sucking air. I didnt think there were such things as a satirical flash game. good job


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Lol that was excellent man! Awesome!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This... this is the single greatest game ever created. You are an amazing human being. Congratulations.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

the game, i lost it

its like you tried to take everything from /b/ and put it on newgrounds, of course when this failed, you decided to come up with some random shit thrown together into a game, which turned out quite well. A 10 for you good sir


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking hilarious

one of the best games ever