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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


wait just a moment i finished the game true not lyin u r such a total freak


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was a VERY good game, but...

Just one thing.


Add a two player version of that Rape/Drop Soap game.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Just if you're wondering...

...not a game. It's interactive satire. Mostly political. A bit philosophical. 40 'levels,' and most of 'em are purty damn funny.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Love it


Rated 4 / 5 stars

good game

Had to make fun of bush and Mccain though should of made fun of Obama make it fair.

Have it to where rev wright is spewing his crap and you have to jump off before he infects the crowd

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, I should've, but they made me take all the religion-related levels out, even ATHEISM: the game and YOUNG EARTH CREATIONISM: the game. Oh well.

Anyway, don't worry, there will be Obama jokes in the next :the game:. Every president screws up within at least one year.

Or one joke now.
1800s: blacks had to clean up after the whites
2008: Obama has to clean up after Bush.
The more things CHANGE...