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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I liked it.

I liked it, it had it's ups.
Some moments in it were just odd and pointless but didn't really take a toll on it.
But besides that, it was fun. (:

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


*opens mouth*...*closes mouth*...*opens again*...*closes again*...*grabs gun and shoots computer*...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

is good


i guess its allright


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Okay, when I started this game I figured, well this looks like its gonna be good. The rating was high. But when I started progressing through the game, I was thinking to myself, "Is this game going to get any better?" It didn't seem to. I feel bad for the person that made this game because it probably took a really long time to make and it just really sucked. I dont know why a lot of people like this game. Im sure it will eventually be lowered to the right rating and then maybe people wont just think its good because of it. I guess thats all I have to say. Im sure a thousand people are going to mark this review as useless, but for any smart people with a good sense of humor that read this, know that what Im saying is true.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'll be frank

It is a good game, but it disappointed me a lot. I was expecting a funny platformer, and right from the start, just by the plain white character, I knew their would be some mind buggling comments troughout that game (don't ask why, I just knew it! XD) It reminded me of The Bright in the Screen or Valve's Portal, or even Hunted Forever... you know, somethng messing with your mind, with sarcastic comments and all (you may not see the point). I digress.

The thing that disappointed me was that the game objective was kinda stupid. Always killing your character. There were good jokes, and a good psychologic approach, but at some point, you got bored of the sameness of every screen, waiting to see what you would come for every new "game". That kind of stuff, different versions and running gags could have been in a movie.

It was long, and it started to be repetitive. I'm open-minded and I don't want to say that I got pissed after the three first levels, I played it all the way through, but I was always expecting the quality to upgrade, to have some objective.... It was mainly jumping down the platform and wait for the sarcastical-political comment you'd have to say about it.

When I was controlling two character, I would have liked to have something special to do in order to die, you see? It got pointless, and I kept hope until the end. And in the end, all I got to say is that you put a lot of work in a deceiving way: you thought of all the jokes instead of innovating a little gameplay around it. Maybe it was your intention from the start, all I say is that it lacks some originality in a certain way (because I agree that the "sayings" were quite original.... if it was not just for that...)

Anyway, made me smile in some parts, so I give you points, the graphics were really nice, the effort was there. Bravo!

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