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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

A New Standard

Without question the most original, most meta-insane game since "The Impossible Quiz."


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Badly coded opinionated bullshit.

You set out to make a point with a game. But your point involves the player doing the exact same thing many many times, which is killing the character. That's lazy coding, coupled with ridiculously simplistic drawing. -2 out of a possible 10 points.

Sometimes you strained. Pantheism is the belief that God is in everything. So your idea of making a statement about it is having the player kill Einstein and saying that if God is in everything, then nature loves it when we become "an heroes". What do the two of those things have to do with each other? -2 points for retardation.

Sometimes you failed to do research. The "natural medicine" game was one hell of an example. How can you call natural medicine a placebo when my father (a naturopathic doctor who graduated from a medical college and trained also in traditional methods) saved himself from cancer and kept it away for years? How can you call natural medicine phony when it finally came back longer than the traditional doctors expected, and THEY said that he had no hope? And lastly, how dare you call natural medicine a sham when they told him he would die in a month and he's lived for six because of his own remedies? -7 for insulting my father, you cunt.

Some things were just retarded. Couches? Seriously? -1 points for lack of motivation.

Oh, and lastly, some things were just... opinion through and through. Alright, so you don't like heavy metal. It's not like it'll be the death of humanity or something. At the same time, your intro was set to heavy metal! -1 for non-arguments and -1 for being a hypocrite.

So far you have -3 points. Since I can't give you that, let's find some positives. Bush sucks, government is shit, dudes shouldn't boss girls around, MediCare blows, a lot of anime is crap, abstinence is stupid, the War on Terror is pointless, trolls should be encouraged, euthanasia is sometimes the only dignified way out of a crappy life, and everyone should take supernatural theories with a grain of salt. Let's give you 5 points for all of that. Now you at least have 1/10. That doesn't mean I don't want you to die in a fiery hole filled with AIDS anymore, though. I'm still hoping for that.

And for the love of God, the next time you want to prove a point, just write an essay.

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Einstein was a pantheist, I was poking fun at ALTERNATIVE medicine, your anecdotal evidence counts for little against all the statistics, levels like Couches draws a lot on popculture, and I do like heavy metal. (:the game: is self-depreciating, if you haven't noticed) Thanks for going through the whole game and writing an essay about it, though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice XP

it's ultra adictive,AWESOME!!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


i thought it would be like the intro hardcore heavy metal death but all it is ...well pointless make a better game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Fantastic piece of flash!!