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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!


NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D


Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 4 / 5 stars


its fun except for the pac man lvl where it has a screamer

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


you need to be able to get all the jokes for this to work, so your audience is pretty restricted, but I laughed all the way through it (and the symbolism in the capitalism level was awesome).

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


now this is some first i was like wtf?!?! but i easily got addicted and started busting up at all the jokes ...great job

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

This ia a game?

Moderately funny at best. Not much of a game, if it even deserves that title. You just kill the charicter the whole time, and it is not even creative. It is just jumping off the ledge that is supposed to be fun? I thought there was going to be something more interactive. If you could kill the guy in different ways for points, then you might have something.

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Of course it's not a game.

It's :the game:.

Also yeah, not a very fast-paced game, I know. Try TROLL: the game, that one involves you killing OTHER characters. I'm sure that one will be a little more enjoyable.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

usually pretty funny!

id say 8/10 cuz sometimes the running was painful slow
but some jokes were pretty good
its too bad the game is a joke :(

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