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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!


NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D


Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


First of all the first scene (that gives you option to skip) was so funny and the music was great, just had to comment on that.
Nice insert of anarchy and vendetta symbols and the dude in the fawkesian mask at the beginning. Wasn't much gameplay, however, it was VERY amusing and fun.
Superb graphics, you obviously have a knack for this also as it was immensely entertaining, you had pretty good points hahah, and the sound FX was good :)
Solid effort, (loved the gore btw) 10/10 :)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


really cool have a bit more talking not to many that are similar really funny like the end and MAKE A SECOND 'like the one where its pacifist or whatever where he's like screw gravity screw that... cloud'
make a second


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

awsome game

good but 9/10 because it does same thing but in a cooler way most of the time.
also i wonder do you read these comments??

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nicely put.

Amazing graphics. Kind of upset you really couldn't do much accept jump off of the land. Make a second just allow us to do some of the killing this time ;]. 9/10.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very fun.

It was amusing and funny. Don't expect much gameplay though. 8/10

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