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It makes me sad to see that this isn't #1 on the portal, this is the best show of true animation on newgrounds, theres not much that deserves to come even close to SonicHentaiCumAdventure.

Great work

Epic

Fail.

I watched the other one, and these are both the same. At least other spam artists take the time to come up with something different each time. However, I found the grandiose music and guy sounding like he was dying to be ... I don't know ... way over-the-top & humorous. Pretty much what every guy thinks of their penis ...

"This is my penis! Start the epic music and bow before it!"

So, yeah, it made me laugh, and for that it gets points.

Glad to help you out.

But let's get some criticisms out of the way first...

1. Stop tweening! When we were conversing over AIM on the original project of this Flash I told you, I TOLD YOU, AGAIN AND AGAIN, "Don't tween. It makes the characters look bland" LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID. No offense, but you really need to work on some FBF. Check out my latest tutorials, "How to FBF" and "Utilizing Flash: Chapter 4" for more info on this subject. If you need more info I can't help you out at the moment, cause I'm busy working on a tutorial for voting on Flash movies, but I'll help you out whenever I get the chance.

2. NO PLOT! All you used were references to the Awesome series and a Dark Knight Joker joke. Lame. Come on. Newgrounds is home to some of the most amazing art to ever exist. We need PLOTS and STORIES and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTS in EACH AND EVERY FLASH FILM WE CREATE. If you want a good example, check out LegendaryFrog's work, "Kerri's Big Invention". Plot? Check. Storyline development? Check. Seriously, you can't just throw a Flash like this together and expect big laughs, cause Flash isn't about humor, it's about creativity and unique design. If you disagree, I have a place for you, it's called the FLASH GRAVEYARD.

3. SPRITES. I HATE SPRITES. Everytime I open up a movie about Megaman fighting someone, I let out a huge sigh, chug down the rest of my cola, and sniff a tear. Why must people steal hard-earned artwork? YOU didn't make those characters. SEGA OF AMERICA INCORPORATED did. How could you guys do this. Look, if you want to make a Flash with original humor, check out 'Yoda's BJ'! Nothing is stolen in that movie, and it's very funny, unlike other lame sprite movies. I hope Nintendo sues this site someday. Yeah, it's been eight years, but they'll sue someday! Really!

4. OH. MY. GOD. AUDIO COMPRESSION. JESUS CHRIST. 160 kbps? REALLY? FUCKING REALLY? Look, I expect a clean, FLAC-enabled audio orgasm to come through my speakers whenever I watch great Flashes. Sometimes I vote 0 if none of these needs are met. I voted 0 on Waterlollies, for instance. Great movie, but dman shameful audio compression. Why are people so ignorant? Typical people and their internet muzak... ER, "music".

Some pros of this work:

1. You did a good show showing how much Tails wanted to jerk off Sonic. Rushed, not perfect, but good work.

2. Good use of Nightwish. I encourage using copyrighted music in Flash movies without the band's permission, because it's what us Flash artists strive to achieve.

3. Nice preloader.

*THINGS TO WORK ON*

- Storyling
- Good intros/endings/conflicts
- Good characters
- ACTUAL DRAWINGS
- NO TWEENING
- NO ANIME
- Watch 'Rockman Neo' for inspiration

Good luck in your future endeavors. But please, ABIDE BY THE FLASH RULES!!!

~ MAYORMCHEESE, Newgrounds King

zomg

it thought it was funny but it gave me a headache what i find really funny is that the ppl that are so awsome dont even have flashes i mean you cant be that cruel without actully ebing an flash artist i mean seriously wtf do you know and you know since ur so much better why the fuck you watching a porn related thing in the first place oyeah you're fucking pathetic

that was......interesting.....

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