Techno Viking is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a lie. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in what is now known as Germany for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented.
Also, I can't figure out how to upload a 46x46 gif, it keeps telling me something about transparent background, which mine doesn't have >.>
EDIT: JUST LEMME SAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA WRITE A SUBMISSION WHERE YOU BAWWWW ABOUT THIS BEING STOLEN FROM YOUTUBE LIKE SOME NEWFAG, JUST FUCK OFF.