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Eulogy For: Pigletface I

(Score at Death: 0.62/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

05/10/08 – 05/30/08


Submitted by <deleted> with the following comments:

Full title: Pigletface I: The Stop of the K*ng

Pigletface finds Ronald McDonald, our God.

Edit 5/15: Happy McDonald's Day!

Score: 1
dante334

"boring"

date: May 10, 2008

the music its creepy and its boring


Score: 0
interstat66

"Bilge..."

date: May 10, 2008

To make this review constructive, you should include more than just dancing piglet things...


Score: 10
MoonClock

"Bravo, sir, bravo"

date: May 10, 2008

To go to the extent of making such a lovely masterpiece takes a great deal of work to be done, I am sure. The flash caught Ronald doing what he does best, which is being a god, no, THE god. Going above and beyond the limitations of what most flash artists do proves that you can immediately put them in their place by making an incredible work of art, such as this wonderful movie. To surpass some of the renown flash movie artists of this website sets new standards for yourself, and Newgrounds in general. I'm no oracle, but I can see this flash on the front page for years and years on. It takes determination, blood, sweat, and tears to compile artwork with such originality that it must take a lot of energy out of you, but in the end, it pays off doesn't it? Eventually, this flash will be number one on the Best of all Time flash list on the Newgrounds portal, but that is until TomFulp watches it as a whole, and hopefully not just see the very beginning and subsequently close the window, but laying my eyes onto this movie, I must say it was hard to even blink. I feared that if I shut my eyes for a split second, I would miss the best part of this amazing hit. To miss out on one of the greatest flashes of all time by an artist who surpasses the rest would be horrible, but thankfully, access to this masterpiece proves to be quite easy. Just, the different array of colors in use truly struck me as "creativity defined", which is essentially what this movie features is the creative talent of yourself. Now, I myself, am no artist, but if I had the ability that you possess, I highly doubt I would think of such an innovative movie, but as luck would have it, you made a winner. Expect a wide array of awards to be heading your way, and also expect Newgrounds to be lagging once this gets on the front page, as this will cause an influx of many different people to come and watch your movie multiple times, and they might want another. Remember, pursuing a career as a flash artist is hard work, but for you, it might be just another hobby; something that you take enjoyment in. I don't know what goes in inside your mind, but I assume that you take things in through using the creative side of your brain, which is what made this movie possible. As time goes on, I plan to watch this video multiple times on a daily basis in hopes that there will be a sequel, but they say that sequels usually ruin the original movie/video, but I am sure with your creativity and skill in using Flash, you can make another winner. Now, I don't want to put any stress on you as a flash artist, but like plenty of other people out there, I too am hungry for more of your work. If it were up to me, I would find my own ways to keep myself entertained, but when you don't have much imagination, you don't really have anything to occupy yourself with, which is why I come here in hopes of finding a flash as enjoyable as this one. After today, I can say, with confidence, that I will never find another flash quite like this, which is good in a way, as I would hate to see another movie take priority over this masterpiece. Rest assured, nothing will ever come REMOTELY close to being better than this, but in most cases, there tends to be that very slight possibility, well my friend, that possibility is now non-existent. Your work gives hope to aspiring flash artist, as well as motivation that screams "you can do it, you have it in you." To myself, you are Newground's savior, and you saved Newgrounds from the horrible influx of awful flash movies, as everyone will gravitate toward this one. When I thought of the amount of time it took to complete this, I said to myself "now there's somebody who puts 110% into what they create." You could very will become wealthy off of simply making videos such as this one, but don't let the pressure worry you. Positive thoughts should remain notable when it comes to thinking of the ability you have as an artist, and I am sure I don't need to remind you of this. Toward the end, you appeared to set it up for a sequel, which I am hoping for. Keep it up!!


Score: 10
PigletsMemories

"Fun To Watch"

date: May 10, 2008

Pigletface movies are always a thrill to watch, and this first volume of the series is a great starter of it!


Score: 2
polles

"dude"

by: polles
date: May 13, 2008

There is so much of these crap loops! Please do not submit this type of stuff! If you want to post something at least make it a little bit funny. I gave you 2 because that how many minutes it take to make this. I hope you do bter next time


Score: 0
Death-115

"..."

date: May 14, 2008

I won't expect much if it's turd of the week.
This isn't funny if thats what you think. Just some Loop. Put more effort in.


Score: 0
wedgeman

"Crap"

date: May 14, 2008

Lost my interest in the first ten seconds, it had nothing in it other then a half decent song. Think about what your putting on the net. Remember; What am I offering? What do they want? And how do I keep people coming back?


Score: 10
lolghurt

"RANDOM"

date: May 14, 2008

LOL THAT WAS RANDOM. SO FUNNY. 5 WOOT!


Score: 1
Blood-Eagle

"Please Just kill me Now"

date: May 14, 2008

What is the point of putting movies on here if they don't mean anything
Like seriously this is the most garbage movie I have ever watched, It contained absolutely nothing, I can see why its the turd of the week.


Score: 1
phantomlassuk

"Well its diffrent"

date: May 14, 2008

This is utterly pointless and just plain spam. First off all it is is a image of Piglet ,over a woodland background. the picture flashes but it just loop which never stops or changes its spam.
The preloader nice with the background and the flashes look nice.
This has nothing to do with the title hardly just a flashing picture.
Next time make a flash not a just a picture


Score: 10
DaVeB0T

"Locked in eternal conflict"

date: May 14, 2008

Two unimpregnable defenses are put to the test


Score: 1
Clawsfury

"Well..."

date: May 14, 2008

...at least the play button worked


Score: 10
Yoshio

"I liked it"

by: Yoshio
date: May 14, 2008

does that make me a horrible person?


Score: 3
Corky52

"Hey look.."

date: May 14, 2008

Another turd of the week and it is still spam even after the portal watch. Oh well, we can't get all of them can we? Not annoying spam though. Better then the racist stuff that was getting turd before.


Score: 1
Oninova

"Yet another pathetic attempt at a spam."

date: May 15, 2008

But, the movement was incredibly smooth and I don't even want to think how you animated that background. Nice work. But the thing still lacks general excellence, so I'm afraid you get a 1. Nice try though.


Score: 0
TheSwitch

"G** Damn"

date: May 15, 2008

Why are these flash craps passing the judgement? This is only for YouTubne man. Think about what will you make- then create and post.
Stop this stupidity.
The music was toooooooooo silent, only one picture was shown, and there's no such thing as McDonalds day you sicko...


Score: 10
pkjay

"oh my days"

by: pkjay
date: May 15, 2008

this hd to be the absalout best thing ive ever seen i cant belive how good it is-amazin im actually lost 4 words its just soo good omg why cant everythin else be as good as this p.s authour you rock ur sooo coool make more of this cool cool stuff id really love to keep writing but im sure your busy making more of these epic flashes so keep it up


Score: 0
EvilEgg

"Be happy"

date: May 15, 2008

I looked at the scores and you officially have hte lowest scoring submission on NG

Good job be proud of yourselves for your quality work....


Score: 1
In-Out

"crap indeed"

by: In-Out
date: May 15, 2008

no wonder this won turd of the week...


Score: 10
Usernamed

"WTF!?"

date: May 15, 2008

how could this awesome shit get turd man i voted 5 on this


Score: 0
CrazyGoat

"Doesn't make it for me"

date: May 15, 2008

Does it make you happy to mislead the viewer with descriptions that have nothing to do with this "movie" and then presenting something so cheap? I'm sorry, I can't see the funny side of this.


Score: 0
Hermitology101

"RAAAAAAGH!"

date: May 15, 2008

The one thing on newgrounds that angers me the most, is pointless spam. Misnamers have purpose. crappy flashes have effort. but what does spam have?
HUH? TELL ME!!!!!


Score: 0
wilk723

"hey you"

date: May 16, 2008

congrats on turd of the week thats amazing not even the kk can beat you hahaha


Score: 0
jacoasso

"Uh oh..."

date: May 16, 2008

The fact that, when you were writing the title, you went past just calling it Pigletface, and added the I: The Stop of the K*ng makes me believe that you are planning on making another one of these. And I would strongly urge you not to do that. Please.


Score: 0
BlayzeInc

"lol?"

date: May 16, 2008

erm is the point of this to give people an epileptic fit? o.0

nothing going for it really..


Score: 1
J4YM4N

"hmmm."

by: J4YM4N
date: May 16, 2008

about 2 seconds of animation looped....
A picture of piglett, from winnie the pooh, in a book as a mirror image. the book the book rotates backwards and forwards about 45 degrees on a center axis - i think trying to go to the beat but failing.
back ground is of some firewood and the contrast flickers.

Ths song is good, but your effort to animate is poor. 1 star for kinda ok song.


Score: 2
favorites123

"!bnmbv"

date: May 16, 2008

im sorry to say but it was mind numbing ****. 1 stare for the background transparency and 1 more star for the song


Score: 10
GoodDocta

"I like it."

date: May 16, 2008

This is funny to watch, random and also good choice in music. =D
And ronald mc donald is my father. =O


Score: 0
lightrevan

"ugh, nothing good about it"

date: May 16, 2008

in my opinion, i see nothing funny, good, or even passable about it.


Score: 0
bbohley

"its all been said"

date: May 16, 2008

seriously, you needed a preloader for that...


Score: 1
Andy03

"keep trying!"

by: Andy03
date: May 16, 2008

it isn't the best and it's kinda boring. good luck next try!


Score: 0
dudemm127

"no good"

date: May 16, 2008

sorry but it wasnt funny


Score: 0
turdsamiches

"If anybody reads this"

date: May 16, 2008

Dont bother watching it its not good just another damn flash loop


Score: 0
kgee

"...."

by: kgee
date: May 16, 2008

ok....1.not funny....2.way too short.....3. horrible music.....4.pointless....please do us all a favor and put alittle effort into your work instead of spamming the portal with crap..


Score: 10
mega-ballin-pimp-sev

"Oh, fuck yes"

date: May 17, 2008

That must've taken forever to make. Good shit.


Score: 2
Ninjewz

"That wasnt really good nor had it any point"

date: May 17, 2008

hahaha lmao


Score: 10
ienjoytaffy

"WOOOOH!"

date: May 17, 2008

*mumbles something about dragon in livingroom*.


Score: 0
MaestroCC

"It took 4 authors"

date: May 18, 2008

Just to make a loop?


Score: 0
SonicParodies

"???????"

date: May 18, 2008

I didn't get the point of it...


Score: 0
konuspix-4

"what?"

date: May 18, 2008

theres no such thing as McDonald's day


Score: 0
Chippy22

"O Wow"

date: May 18, 2008

Well, look at that. How it took 4 of you to make that i don't know. Im guessing one for each flashing box another for piglet and then another for audio. Now which one of you clever lot did the pre-loader... hmmmm... two things at once... hmm... with skills like that I'm sure you'll make it to the top 50. Rofl...I must say I'm impressed... it would usually take... o... i don't know about 6 people to do all that.. You are talented...I wouldn't do it again... it wouldn't be fair to every one else... let other people get turd of the week.


Score: 10

"good movie"

by: <deleted>
date: May 18, 2008

i like da preloader

good job ovweralll!!!!!!!!!!!


Score: 2
EOVotes4Pedro

"uh..."

date: May 18, 2008

okay...but where's ronald mcdonald? and he's not our god either.

it actually took 4 of you guys to make this?

stick with audio.


Score: 1
Emanhattan

"im sorry for this"

date: May 19, 2008

but the quailty of the movie is almost nule. shows no effort WHATSOEVER and no creativity.

that was 3 imported images on a loop


Score: 2
Spartan1357

"srsly"

date: May 19, 2008

not that great. buuuuut it might be a cool idea to make a story around piglet turning evil and manniacle after he makes a deal with the devil to become less of a puss, then he goes on a killing spree and some of the other characters have to stop him... just a thought.


Score: 0
sovietzee

"wtf??!"

date: May 19, 2008

ahh what?? i mean i do work in mcdonalds and its quite funny sometimes to see ur boss getting creamed on the net but dude this is not funny at all....... nor scary or whatsoever....


Score: 10
Zacied

"Horrible!"

by: Zacied
date: May 19, 2008

The only reason I am writing a review is because I want to give this a zero and have everyone say this is a helpful review!!! I actually love this, one of the best movies I have seen on this site by far! Thank you guys! You have really brought some quality back into the flash portal!


Score: 0
someman64

"worst movie ever"

date: May 19, 2008

This is the worst flash movie in the world.It was the same song on a loop and the same image over and over and over again.I do not know how people like this.


Score: 1
emosdamnworld

"Bad"

date: May 19, 2008

winnie the s*** sucks so y make a movie about it... a very bad one
one button to click- funfunfunfora2yearold
lookey an award it says... uhhh.... best movie of the week (turd of the week) >!!<
o


Score: 0
BeuxJ

"Damn you..."

by: BeuxJ
date: May 20, 2008

I woke up this morning in a very good mood. I managed to fall asleep last night in less than 3 hours for the first time in about a month and a half, I have enough of my favorite poison to last me a coupe of weeks, I am DJing at an annual beach party for 400 people on the 24th, and it'll be the first time I've seen any of my mates since around February/March time.

I come online, and my most loved tune, Pingula, the first song I ever felt proud of, has a Score Rank of 10. I flick through the portal and see a number of new submissions that are quite enjoyable. Then I end up here.

And your flash has made me sad. Why upload something so impure and disastrous when the only possible outcome is people get annoyed and you get flamed. How this passed judgment I'll never know, but someone out there deserves a slap for voting so high.

[I realize this is a useless review and is quite off topic, but I think it's deserved]


Score: 0
Niatica

"Worst err, THING ever."

date: May 20, 2008

What can I say?
Nothing that can describe this. EVER.
Except that this deserves the award of turd of the week. And more.

So, next time, try introducing a plot, eh?


Score: 0
starownage3

"sucky"

date: May 20, 2008

sorry but it sucks....
just a mere 5-6 frames
are r aiming 4 turd of the week???


Score: 0
Acidlava

"4 people?"

date: May 20, 2008

I love how it says it took 4 people to make this, i strongly doubt it did, but if it did, it must have been a collabertion of idiots...


Score: 0
ape4

"FAIL"

by: ape4
date: May 20, 2008

You do not deserve any stars. In fact, you don't even deserve this.


Score: 0
JordN

"I hope you own those other accounts."

by: JordN
date: May 20, 2008

If you don't I pity those bastards who thought they should work with you...
I got home from school today to come enjoy some cool, new, super keen newground videos and I clicked on this, I have just lost most of my faith in newgrounds. The fact that this shit got approved saddens me.
I hope you were trying for turd of the week.
Good job sir, you have ruined 4,286 peoples days (How do you have a score over 0.5 escapes me.)


Score: 0
monkkeyang

"it sucks"

date: May 20, 2008

this movie is so boring its not even funny


Score: 10
pantime18

"it sucked"

date: May 24, 2008

it sucked but i give it a ten to be different


Score: 0
NuclearCorn

"UMMMMM.........."

date: May 25, 2008

Ok if 4 people made this they were probley found in a mental institostion, or specail ed school.

Face it its nothing but piglet in a woods in a book moving back and forth

SO COOL!


Score: 0
danielkwan88

"Eh..."

date: May 26, 2008

O.o
wow... original animation skills... *scarasm


Score: 0
Nedark

"One word."

by: Nedark
date: May 26, 2008

Just one word can describe this movie. BLAM!