TO BREAD.... OR NOT TO BREAD? THIS IS THE ANSWER. This is also the question. When you get up in the morning, bread nourished you, replenishing your strengths for the upcoming hardships you may encounter during your day. Ready at a moment's notice, Bread is always on site, supporting you like an army of luscious Bread infantry. Today is the day that your companionship will be tested. How will you support your fellow Bread? Hath a Bread Loaf eyes? Hath not a Bread hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same refrigirator and toaster as Butter is? If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Bread wrong Butter, what is his humility? Revenge. If Butter wrong a Bread , what should his sufferance be by Butter's example? Why, revenge. Bread loves. Bread feels. Bread wins.
