F;s story: When the outbreak occured, f was outside of one of the city of f's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a f came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least f people. f was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the f. Then, as if in a dream, f came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her f, drenching it. Before f could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the f, f sunk her teeth into his f. He had put up a f poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the f his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of f decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of f, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of f.

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When the outbreak occured, Charlie Sheen was outside of one of the city of Hollywood's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Clown Car came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least Nine hundred million people. Charlie Sheen was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Clown Car. Then, as if in a dream, Jack Black came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Vagina, drenching it. Before Charlie Sheen could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Clown Car, Jack Black sunk her teeth into his Penis. He had put up a Jack Black poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Dildo his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Ethopia decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Hollywood, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Charlie Sheen.

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When the outbreak occured, Jockey was outside of one of the city of California's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Ferarri came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 666 people. Jockey was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Ferarri. Then, as if in a dream, Zombie Z came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Rebel, drenching it. Before Jockey could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Ferarri, Zombie Z sunk her teeth into his Penis. He had put up a Zombie Z poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Shotgun his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Bay Area decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of California, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Jockey. LMFAO!!

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This was good I would post my story but it wouldn't let me copy it lets just say it involved Justin Bieber XD

Wow! Genderbending!

When the outbreak occured, Angelina Jolie was outside of one of the city of Nowhere's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a hovercar came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least infinity people. Angelina Jolie was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Hovercar. Then, as if in a dream, Spencer Pratt came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her g-string, drenching it. Before Angelina Jolie could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the hovercar, Spencer Pratt sunk her teeth into his little toe. He had put up a Spencer Pratt poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the oven his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Whosiwhatsit decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Nowhere, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Angelina Jolie.