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Jan 15, 2002 | 5:04 PM EST

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this is the prostitute scene from full metal jacket. it is my favorite scene in any movie, except maybe for the surfing scene in apocalypse now. have fun!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


funny fun fun


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Full Metal Jacket is the best movie ever.

Drill Sargeant: "Private, where do you come from?"
Soldier: "Sir, Texas, Sir!"
Drill Sargeant: "Texas! The only thing that comes from Texas is steers and queers, and since you're not a steer, I guess that narrows it down!"

Yet another scene:

Drill Sargeant: "What is your name soldier?!"
Soldier: "Sir, Private Laurence, Sir!"
Drill Sargeant: "Laurence? That's sounds like royalty private! What are you, Laurence of Arabia?!"
Soldier: "Sir, No Sir!"
Drill Sargeant: "From now on, your name is Gomer Pyle! You suck dick Private Pyle?!"
Soldier: "Sir, No Sir!"
Drill Sargeant: "Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose!"

-Sorry for the long post, I just love that movie. :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was good but u should make a movie with u in it. DAMN UR FINE.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

funny shit

i love full metal jacket ( and apocalypse now). graphics could have been better though


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad...

Pretty funny.