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30 fps. 476 frames. 15.8 seconds. of pure greatness
"Jesus fucking Christ" - Roper Eberto Son Jr., The New York Thymes
"Unbelievable... The best writing I've seen in, oh, I don't know... FOREVER!" - Jaxb Torln, The Hue Yorkke Psotte
"Is this what it's like to... die? This piece makes me feel the strangest feeling, possibly the most enjoyable feeling I've ever felt, and I'm not here now, I'm gone, another world far from here where I feel this pulsing...
Is it... My penis?" - Paul Allen, Trueback Maggauzinne
"Probably the best thing I've ever seen. No, not seen. The best thing I've ever experienced. This, ladies and gentlemen, is truly better than sex." - Jack Summertime, Living Easy Journalist Cult Zine
"Truly, truly better than sex. I can guarantee that." - Somebody Probably, in response to reading Jack Summertime's review in Living Easy Journalist Cult Zine
"This is the fine wine of cinema" - Robertsonmansteinenberg Charles, Killer Amusement Magazine
Reviews are much appreciated, though I am very content with the reviews I've already received, as you can see above.