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Submitted: 09/18/2007 | 07:25PM EST

File Info: Game | 4.6 MB | Add Game to Favorites

Genre: Action - Shooter - Fixed

Current Score: 3.69 / 5.00

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Author Comments

I'm sick and tired of seeing turret defense game after turret defense game. So I made one.

Don't try to make sense of the above comment, there's none to be found. This is a parody of not only the overly used 'Turret Defense' flash game genre, but noobie Flash content in general.

It plays just like any other turret defense game, so unless you have trouble pointing and clicking, you should be able to figure out the controls.

Have fun, and get addicted please.

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Average Score: 8.2 / 10

Score: 10
thebadtouchguy

"I needz hjalp, plaeyz!"

date: November 9, 2009

I thought this game was really funny! but Im gonna skip the ass kissing and get to business. *a-HEM!* Im trying to make a game kinda like urs, but im using actionscript 2.0 in adobe flash cs4. and I need the actionscript for making the turret shoot 'bullets' I already have rotation, and Im workin on enemies, but I cant find a truthful tutorial online. so if u dont feel comfortable for some reason, explaining here, could you pleeeeeeeeeezzz send me a message with the encoding actionscript? I want to see if I could maybe tweak it to work 4 me. BTFW fukin hilarious game! make a sequel, just please help me!!!!!!!!!!!

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Score: 7
hikaryuu

"eh..."

date: October 30, 2009

somewhere in the middle...

a few useless things is ok, but the minigun is totally useless <-- not right
the stick-gun-guys are waaay hard to hit... try makin em a bit bigger. :D

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Score: 7
K1N3T1C

"Hmm"

date: January 6, 2008

Those stick guys are really hard to hit, all u can hit is their head but only just, a tip for someone playing, dont buy the minigun when you can afford it, just save up for the $15000 gun.

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Score: 9
Croabadrin

"oof"

date: November 15, 2007

good, but did you have to make the stick enemies so hard to hit?!?!

...dumb question there.

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Score: 10
SensitiveJerk

"Wow, what a parody..."

date: October 10, 2007

Right down to the bullets passing through enemies, overwhelming forces against a pitiful gun, huge waves that simply kill you, no save, and especially the best part, have to buy certain upgrades or you lose. Not to mention, no idea what that damned lucky charm does really, and the dull holding-down-the-trigger-and-point firing. No idea if that was intentional on your part, but by god other defense games have done that so often.

By the time those cloud-bitch clones start attacking, I'm in a downward spiral. I max defense and all that, but they just pound my health away until I spend everything healing than saving for the gun upgrade. When the tanks come, I'm dead. T_T Guess I'll keep trying.

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