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I'm sick and tired of seeing turret defense game after turret defense game. So I made one.
Don't try to make sense of the above comment, there's none to be found. This is a parody of not only the overly used 'Turret Defense' flash game genre, but noobie Flash content in general.
It plays just like any other turret defense game, so unless you have trouble pointing and clicking, you should be able to figure out the controls.
Have fun, and get addicted please.
I love this game. Its hilarious, and although this was made as a parody of all the crappy turret defense games out there, you still made it a very fun game. Plus, this is an education tool to everyone who wants to make a game like this. Because its what to avoid. But I actually agree with teh (fake) n00b below me. Make a sequel. Only this time, make it a parody of all those tower defense games!
I needz hjalp, plaeyz!
I thought this game was really funny! but Im gonna skip the ass kissing and get to business. *a-HEM!* Im trying to make a game kinda like urs, but im using actionscript 2.0 in adobe flash cs4. and I need the actionscript for making the turret shoot 'bullets' I already have rotation, and Im workin on enemies, but I cant find a truthful tutorial online. so if u dont feel comfortable for some reason, explaining here, could you pleeeeeeeeeezzz send me a message with the encoding actionscript? I want to see if I could maybe tweak it to work 4 me. BTFW fukin hilarious game! make a sequel, just please help me!!!!!!!!!!!
somewhere in the middle...
a few useless things is ok, but the minigun is totally useless <-- not right
the stick-gun-guys are waaay hard to hit... try makin em a bit bigger. :D
Those stick guys are really hard to hit, all u can hit is their head but only just, a tip for someone playing, dont buy the minigun when you can afford it, just save up for the $15000 gun.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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