You will begin your journey into Mr. Website dot com by clicking the Internet Explorer icon.

Mr. Website is a website, but not really a website. It's a website, but it's a game. It's a game that's a website.

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You'll see. And if there is an actual Mr. Website out there, I'm not making fun of you in any way. :[

Enjoy the fun, sort of experimental Flash game that was first created out of boredom.