Score: 1
"not my quote but it applies..."
date: July 26, 2008
minus the part about the shotgun... it was a car crash
"I woke up this morning my day started out wonderful. My girlfriend
started going back out with me. We had the secks. Then football
practice started today so i got to tackle the dude who took my
girlfriend away from about a month ago. So for almost 8 hours, my day
was great. Then at around 10 P.M. i get a call from one of my friends
calls me to tell me my best friend just got shot twice in the chest by
a shotgun at point blank range and hes dead. I rush to the hospital to
see the other three people who were in the car with him when it
happened to make sure they were ok after they were emptied of the their
bullets. And so after laying awake for almost 4 hours I assure myself
that getting on newgrounds and finding some deserving animation for a
great comment and commenting the crap out of it. Well I found it.</p>
<p>I really hope your family is dead. I really do. If they're not, then
they need to be. Because any group of individuals that can raise such a
cum gussling delinquent should immediately rush to the nearest loaded
gun or train track upon realization of such. To create such a waste a
of time as this animation holds humongous homosexual tendencies which
are further exasperated by the fact that said homosexual (you) would
claim that it is for his dead family. If your family is dead, then
great for you. You achieved ultimate level of stupidity. If they are
not, i hope your mom chokes on a dick and your that one fails in her
recessatation. Then quickly followed your dad tumbles into a death
vortex of hardcore anal rape doom ending with a penis equivalent to
that of Hiroshima straight through his anal crevice, penetrating all
major organs and crushing every important bone causing a massive gay,
completely deserved death for spawning such a complete abomination to
the human race"