Another classic piece of crap from my hard drive archives, circa 2000. These old "Sci-Fi Guys" episodes shall appear here on Newgrounds on a weekly basis. Hopefully they don't look too bad after seven long years. They're not as pretty as the average "Retarded Animal Babies" episode, but I think the writing is a little more interesting, at least occasionally. At any rate, don't worry, these things get much better. The next one, SFG3, features "Satantron" which is one of my favorite characters ever, so stay tuned for that!

While I'm rambling away here, this series was actually fairly well in demand back when you could still suck at Flash and make mucho money anyway. scifi.com (website of the Sci Fi channel) showed real interest in this series... they even flew me out to a fatcat meeting in New York... There I was, talking up the greatness of Flash and I'd only even been working in the program for a month or two. They made an offer and I turned 'em down. It was cheap-ass. I was a tool though & should've done it free. Who knows, it could've turned into a full-blown TV series and feature film by now. But would my penis be any bigger? There are so many issues to consider.