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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars June 8, 2007

Just Friking Great!

This is the awsomest game every in newgrounds history since Alein Hominid and Pico's School.hell no is this going in the obiturary history for every


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 8, 2007

Awesome Game

My brain......
I played this thing for two hours straight before I beat everything.
Convict last fight on hard difficulty takes frickin forever man.
But otherwise, one of the best games on Newgrounds!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 8, 2007

good job over all

the pro's definatly outweigh the con's. some glitch reports:
challenge 7 where you have to play a 3 feet tall convict; after you morph your normal sized
junk yard level; the compounding machine somtimes just makes you disappear without any actual death hapening.

other than that, the only thing i could suggest would be to make a difficulty level setting.

awsome jerb guys, you've out done yourselves.

and just so you know, the last battle with convict is hard to beat but its possible. cant hit all three at once so you just have to get lucky wiht your morphs and get some good air attackers.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 8, 2007

Average with one horribly awful flaw.

The final battle with Convict is nearly impossible to beat. It is complete bullshit that you can't hit all 3 of them at once and they can all hit you at once. Whatever though. Good game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 8, 2007


This game is great....there are wayyyyyy too many crappy games out there