Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Now featured as the "Special" edition.
THAT SUCKS.

Updated version includes:
-Better speeling.
-The same old images with lame effects added.
-The same old plot with a few updated sentences that don't even do it any justice.

Oh, and it's about a third of the original file size.

Once there was an enchanted sack. He was a total dick.
One day, the enchanted sack went on vacation. When he returned, he found his beloved manor in ruins. The enchanted sack RAGED and swore revenge on those who dared to make him RAGE. And he plotted. Oh, the plots he did plot. But what would become of his dastardly plot?
Who cares, I'm going to go set fire to cats.