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02/06/2007 | 06:09PM EST
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3.35 / 5.00
Score Rank: #34,111 Popularity Rank: #1,125
2,796 votes | 651,341 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Test your pick-up skills in this game. Act like a dweeb and you'll find yourself alone watching Skinemax at the end of the night. Make the money moves and you just might get lucky. Brought to you by AlphaBeta.com
**Ending may seem awkward. A sequel is planned for this game (though might take awhile).
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Average Score: 6.3 / 10
"Love it!"
Well that was great fun, and easy as well. Just be a polite gentleman and you'll get the girl =)
"Don't think like a playa, think like a person."
Good game, but not as hard as some might think. Just think which response will get you slapped and do the opposite. It becomes easy after a while. Just go with the flow and you'll get the girl.
"geez you have to start over again"
damn it.. it's lame and boring.
"all the choices are bad..."
No one with half a brain would act like that around a real girl.
"So Cheesy....."
The lines are so cheesy, I can't even find out what line too use, They all look wrong... I just right clicked and press Play to skip all this crap, If you used this on your girlfriend (If you have one) Then she never had a boyfriend, No one would use this line, It's so... cheap....