The Bar Pick-Up by AlphaBetacom



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Submitted: 02/06/2007 | 06:09PM EST

File Info: Game | 7 MB | Add Game to Favorites

Genre: Simulation - Dating

Current Score: 3.34 / 5.00

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Test your pick-up skills in this game. Act like a dweeb and you'll find yourself alone watching Skinemax at the end of the night. Make the money moves and you just might get lucky. Brought to you by AlphaBeta.com

**Ending may seem awkward. A sequel is planned for this game (though might take awhile).

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Average Score: 6.3 / 10

Score: 4
CaddyCo

"Seriously"

date: August 17, 2009

Valuptuous women, plump women etc. may be disgusting to you, but need I remind you that big women are sexy to some men and it's not a God damn fetish and the guy isn't mental if he likes a big girl. To generalize your taste and apply that every guy is just like your shallow butt is repusling. Now, on critiquing this game, that was one of my BIG issues, second, I noticed the blonde girl had some "joint" problems. Her wrists were like the wooden model figures artists use in class to draw the body. Also, I agree with another guy, these questions were a bit cheesy, but I don't agree with going after a stupid girl. Take responsibility and if you know you're being down right dishonest and manipulating the situation and that girl just to sleep with her, I do NOT agree with that AT ALL. Don't use this on ANY girl. If she likes you and the feeling is mutual, fine, go ahead and do what you want at HER discretion. Also, the sound was low. I couldn't hear what the guy was saying and try explaining why the questions are red, yellow or green. I didn't catch the fact if they wer already mentioned, but so that they're clear, make sure you edit that. I understand that this game is nothing but sexual intentions and goals, but why not add some variety; direction. What do you want? Do you want a girl friend, a one night stand or a friend? It's up to you to do whatever you want with the sequal, but I am really disappointed in what words you used towards the chunky person and let me point out, the big girls facial features were way out of proportion with how you had her body. The double chin should have not been there because she's a reasonable size. Just let me get something straight, okay, some great girls are big woman and they're fantastic lovers, friends and just an over all great people. I really am disappointed. Treating big women, or any one or women for that matter, like they're less than human or like they're just plain, unfeeling animals is (even if it is a just a game) wrong.

You could have done such a wonderful job with this, but you lost my appeal.

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Score: 0
venchinito

"Wtf?!"

date: June 29, 2009

no sex?! what a lame game bro!

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Score: 10
corinavaughan

"lol"

date: February 26, 2009

lol the blond head looks like tinker bell

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Score: 8
xXd34thri0tXx

"Yea"

date: February 16, 2009

Are you kiddin me? This was a alright game, and it has awesome potential to be a good remake, maybe try making a new one, but just a checkpoint because it sucks going back and forth... Overall great and those guys who said the other stuff dont no jack shit.

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Score: 3
Ree-chan

"Oh, no..."

date: February 4, 2009

Don't use these on a girl unless she is absolutely stupid. Not even a depressed, fat girl would actually fall for these lines, they're too cheesy.
Other than that, the game was okay, but what exactly was the pay-off? I got all the answers right, but then nothing. I'm guessing the ending will be in the sequel? And it's pretty short, needs more to it.

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