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Santa Fartypants

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Oh no! It’s a Christmas disaster! Santa’s sleigh has crashed and he’s only just started making his rounds. How on Earth will he be finished by morning?
Hang on – what’s being thrown out of the windows? Pies and brussel sprouts!? OK, Santa knows that kids hate sprouts - but he loves them. In fact, if he eats enough pies and sprouts, he can swap the sleigh for the methane gas converter attached to his ass – and fly through the air with the greatest of ease!
Ooooh – careful – what’s this? Psychotic, evil snowmen? Who could have thought that idea up (not me). Don’t let them take a swipe at our hero! Make a dash for the sprouts, fill Santa’s Sprout-o-meter to the max and let’s make sure those presents are delivered in time!
Welcome to the Christmas time waster courtesy of Matmi. Live, love, be ….. a bit silly. It’s the silly season, after all.

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I always like the notion of "farty pants". I guess it might not be what I'm really thinking of, but they're still funny. I had a bit of a lack of control, with the, uh, CTRL button, how ironic. I notice that that button's rarely used in games here or really anywhere else. I appreciate the decent graphics. From the intro, I had no idea farts would be involved.

I really don't want to know if brussel sprouts give you gas. He's Santa, he's magic, that's all. I really did have fun with the mobility. You can get around better than you would imagine. The snowmen don't bug you that much.

HELP.

THE BUTTONS ARENT WORKING THIKE CONTROLL

Having some troubles

The drawings are great, but the old fart joke is a bit old.
I also noticed the Ctrl Button didn't work, and many others noticed too. Is there something you have to do before you can drop them? I made it up to the chimneys but i was never able to drop a present.

Matmi responds:

Its dead easy. Why you have problem? stand next to the chimney, press ctrl and drop.

simple

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doesnt seem to work i cant drop any presetns :S

gd idea though!

Matmi responds:

is everyone slow or is it me?

What malicious???

what do you mean its malicious oldskoolirnbru????
this game has no popups or spyware: CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR SPYWARE BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING IS MALICIOUS
you probaly got one of those spyware that download other spyware
or aTROJAN downloader so check your own computer first oldskoolirnbru!!!! anyway the game is very humoristic nice graphics a bit challenging(i cant even empty my first load of presents it load very quick(without downloading spyware!!!)
so keep going oh and your submitting timing is perfect

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Dec 11, 2006
1:24 PM EST