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10.10.06 update: Bugs fixed, a GRIP of new hats and some female "bling," and more! The game feels much more balanced, so give it another try!
10.03.06 update: Bank robberies! You can now rob banks by selecting it in the Savings or Loan windows. Also, in case you didn't see it before, you can buy FIGHTING MOVES in the Barber Shoppe. This makes combat a lot less tedious. Come on, who doesn't want to shoot with dual uzis and do fire uppercuts?
Update 1: Thanks for the bug reports everyone. We're updating the game every chance we get!
This may be a remake of the game Dope Wars, but it's not just strategy. There's a full beat 'em up engine, with fists flying and guns blazing! No more random luck when the cops come after you!
We found there's already a remake on NG called Dealer. It's a cool game, but Hustler is an action game, with customizable characters!