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09/26/2006 | 05:21PM EST
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Recently, a talented new member of the Clock Crew, heavy metal, posted some of his artistic musings on the Clock Crew forums. I felt inspired to do a dramatic reading of them. In the interest of integrity, I decided to preserve heavy metal's artistic approach to grammar and spelling -- case in point, the title.
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"lolololol"
that was f*cken funny lolololol i never liked poetry before in short it was f*ucken funny
"Dot dot dot dot dot..."
Ok. Did anyone else feel like part of that sounded like Antonio Banderas attempting to read poetry? Especially the dot dot dot parts.
But seriously... the reading was actually pretty good, better than I've heard at Terpoets here on campus. Seriously.
God that was awesome.
"The tears of laughter that come my eyes"
Oh god, my poetry sucked back then, but using it in a flash was BRILLIANT! Great Job Strange, I'll send you some more crappy poetry so that you can use it if you please in another flash.
"someday college students will study these poems"
I laughed, I raged, I cried, I 5ed.
"For the record, there may yet be a sequel."
Heavy metal has returned to clockcrew.cc. However, he says he is just back to get our opinions on his art, so who knows if he will post such displays of poetic talent again?
I hope he does. This flash was loltastic.