In honor of Clock Day, I censored the "Most Offensive Flash Ever" so that it may be suitable for Newgrounds viewers, because rather than acknowledge that racism, ethnocentrism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination exist, as enlightened individuals we must deny its existence and practice it covertly. After all, its easier to claim an equal playing field exists despite historical harms to human capital for those without white male privilege than to give up our own enjoyed rights that oppress others. Happy Clock Day!