Score: 8
"Weird"
date: August 4, 2006
Okay, I watched the entire thing. Twice. And I still have no idea whatsoever about what the FUCK just happened. Why did the second woman (not the servant) visit the dwarves and what the hell did the dwarves do to deserve the massacre? Is dwarf/human sexual intercourse a capital offense in Dark Elf land or something? I'd comment on the storyline but I can't since I'm pretty much clueless, maybe I should read the book on which the movie was based. I also couldn't hear a thing the dwarves said, the pitch was too high for me to understand it.
Then again, I didn't really need to understand the movie to enjoy it. The animation was pretty decent but I especially liked the awkward music which, in combination with the absurdity of certain events like the green dwarf getting fucked to death with a strap-on sword dildo, helped create the atmosphere of some sort of acid trip. I had a good feeling about the movie when it ended, so I voted to protect. Go you.