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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
07/19/06 – 05/07/08
please delete the submission
THANK YOU U ARE HIGHLAROUS MAN, AHAH ESPICALLY MAFIA BROS I think I fifened not sure lolol forget allready
(now ill actually watch it ;) first review! )
:P
Bad Reviews SUXX!!!111oneoneleven
This was very funny, good job, and continue with this series!!!!111"". z0mg
Great work! i must watch the other two :)
10/10
I laughed repeatidly at this flash, amazing, well done
It liked ball$
LOL good job , that was awesome! i loved the part with the giant goomba .
can't wait to see your new flashes
At first I thought this was like all the other Mario Bloopers out there, and it did start off kind of weak in my opinion, but after the first scene I really grew to like this. I think it was a little short, but it was pretty funny, and it's different from all the mario bloopers out there. One thing that did stand out from the beginning is the production value. You obviously know what you're doing. Anyway nice job, the only thing I didn't get was what was that thing on top of Toad when he was bleeding?
Good work, although the voices weren't very clear. I was looking out for this. This HAS GOT to pass judgement ^_^!
awesome flash bud/dude keep it up man
"It Licks Ball$"
Sorry, had to say it, lol.
Nice flash, it is funny in a good kind of way, some of the voices sound badly recorded. But overall, I think this is a good flash and look forward to seeing more :)
The micro print on the bill boards, books and such was funny! Part 2 and 3 were the best. Part 1 was a little repetative at first (especially with the reuse of mario falling into the pit), but the night scene where he couldnt escape made me laugh. Overall, very good work!
it was a little lame dude..but i think it could have been better i really like that you put the songs in there though nice work on the looks of it..just the humor was a lil lacking..nice all around piece though i'm hopin to see another?
... but it's OK.
The best was shooting the NG-user in his head. And the Toad with the giant shit (known from SMB Bloopers 2 (vA)). Too funny.
But the others... meh!
Improving:
Need more Mario Sounds instead of some ones ripped from feature films. It would make it more "real".
And don't do the same jokes. The 1st part was boring. You did it on the second episode and now too.
And the 3rd part...
The parts in this part when Mario is outdoor wasn't funny. You also took the idea from the 2nd episode. And when he's takin' drugs, well, bad words would be good there instead in the Part 2.
Well 3/5.
Greetz & Beatz: Tha DJ Ravecore
this was good. it was very well done and it is great to hear that you finshed it.love the aptemt to blow up the castle sequence. it was mucisaly well timed.really great.
to that was kinda like an iffy. most of it had nothin to do wit mario bros. but otherwise, i laughed pretty good
This was the best mario parody yet. And you know what? I'm adding this flash as my #1 submission, and adding you as my fav. author.
A very good Mario Bloopers indeed. To those who actually review "It licks ball$", you can go lick the balls of the person who says it licks ball$ and the ball licker of the ball$ack who said it licks ball$. Thank you.
:D
One of the best mario paridies I've seen yet! That was hillarious!
Keep up the good work!
I have seen the other blooper series but this one was not the jewel as before. The first part was just hilarous but the plot wasn't good at all. Just try harder next time. :/
Don't get me wrong the animation was good but your attempt at comedy was just hard to watch... i didnt even smirk.
try harder
- KoLdBLooD -
man after watch your preview you set me on e-mail, i inmediatly thought it´s gonna be funny, and do you know? I WAS RIGHT!
the movie has all the humor you have, maybe less than the others two, but it was still funny.
i am preety glad you finnaly made it dude, and i really hope you still make more movies, becuse NG and the whole flash unvierse needs a cool movie maker like you.
keep going dude!
5/5
The first two were fantastic, especially the second. This one was lacking in the most crucial aspect - humor. Your animation with sprites is always at least decent, and again, you did a nice job here. You also always have a spiffy presentation, with all of those shiny buttons. However, that can never, ever cover up the quality of the actual content. You didn't utilize the Tony Montana soundclips to the fullest (as you have in the past). I don't know, dude. I realize you started this two years ago, but it just came off as a half-assed attempt of a blooper reel.
3.25/5.00, C+, 78/100
But it kinda looks like you're running out of bloopers. But it's still funny, I just want to see some new bloopers is all. But everyone has their opinion, ^^
Yhea.. I don't think it was "bloopers" but whatever, it was good either way.
that was very hilarious and i love the ending
(PS: IT LICK$ BALLS)
was ok but a little.. lame. started off good with the blooper. then it went off.. but anyways i think u can do better hang in there ><
um.. does mario rly go to people's homes and kill them for low reviews? o.o;
cool.i like the part where luigi is on the computer cuz if u right click and go to play u can zoom in to look at the funny names of stuff on the bookshelf
you guys inspired super mario carnage XD! Question!! Could i join u guys at vA?
The humor was mostly overdone, like 8th grade jokes. The flash however, was better. Try some better and original jokes, and it might improve.
I thought it started off kinda gay with the bloopers. I was hoping that wasn't all you were doing with this one. It started to pick up and got funnier with Luigi on the computer and the stoners...etc! I think if you cut out the bloopers part at the beginning and do more of what you were doing with the stoners. that was funny. especially with the music. maybe you should forget the Mario & Luigi stuff and start making movies with the 2 stoners. :)
this flash is very boring with very lame jokes i like the sebastian lopez bloopers are most funnies with more hilarous jokes ....but keep trying man ...
Great flash dude. I loved the inside refrences but what's with the clash of eras in the second to last scene. Also was the guy who gave you sucky reviews eric bauman or piconjo.
bucko lol
in the first sceen when mario got in the chrono trigger time gate funny
Ok, let me tell you i'm not biased to anything. I don't care if it's clay if it's flash or if it's sprite. This being said, I also am not influenced just by art, given I rely on it, but I don't grade on just that.
First and foremost Graphics. Pretty damn good for a sprite parody. However I really would rather if you did not input the words into the flash, it really makes me question your creativity, and it further annoys me when I have to read something where I already know what they are thinking.
Style: Well it's allright, i mean it's sprite so i can't expect too much, and it's parody so i can't expect too much, so given the tools you have in your arsenal you did an ok job.
Sound: You ripped stuff from other things, i'm not saying anything bad against this, but the movie clip sounds just bogged down the movie, and so did the song. You reached out less to the mario gamer and more towards the video game stoner.
Violence. A little bit of blood, but nothing too graphic, but then again you really don't get graphics in parody movies, so you did ok in this.
Interactivity, about as interactive as a movie can get says I.
Humor: This is where I really had a problem with the movie, at times you had me frustrated with the jokes because they had potential to be funny, but you failed to pull out the proper punch line. The sounds were ok but sometimes they were uneeded. The words were just annoying, and the eyes and eyebrows that were added served more as a distraction than anything else. I also see that your specialty is with effects rather than drawing, enhance upon your effects and get someone else to draw, it really brought down the quality of your work.
Overall: it's an ok flash, it didn't make me laugh, nor smile, but it was really good effects. I wouldn't watch it again, but you managed to get 3 kudos out of me.
There like everywhere man! Just zoom in and there they are! There coming to get us! THE END IS NEAR!!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA... Aw screw I'll say it was good and be done with it. But seriusly it was good.
Graphics: Good use of sprites, shows animating skills and good use of coding.
Style: Bloopers, what's not to like?
Sound: Only knocked a few points as sometimes the voice was too soft to hear.
Violence: Meh, seems overdone to me. But that's just IMO. ^-^ Not the gospel truth.
Interactivity: All the buttons work
Humor: Started off good but kinda fizzed out during part two. You didn't do a bad job, just didn't cater to my sence of humor.
Overall: Good job, although I'd work on the jokes a little bit. (Again, only IMO)
hey good job on the movie make another one
Peace out
its awesum
Please make more....even tho its sprites its Still great....Please make more.
funnyest mario movie ive every seen
^_^I'm glad you're back, dude ! Actually, I've known you since 29/05/05 ! This new movie surprised me ! Good job ! Once again , Mario made me laugh very hard . Moreover, you used the Tony Montana sound board ! Good surprise ! And you also put the "crashing guy" sound when the giant goomba crushed Toad ! Finaly, the end was original: you managed to kill an asshole how gave you bad review ! Make more flashes, guy !
Positive points :
- MatrixDX is back !
- So does the Tony Montana soundboard !
- Fuck the bad reviewers !
Negative points :
- a bit short
- to much silent dialogue
- I would like you to make Mario scream ( AAAAAAAAAAAAAH ) when he gets attacked by the giant goomba !
Let's start with the compliments gorekiller gave and then he gave an 8 :S the nOob..
And the overall rating a 6.20...everyone who didnt gave an 10 is a fucking nOob..
Especially how you came back from the second movie with the Goomba poo on toad and now a big Goomba on his ugly fucking head..
1 word... FABULOUS
It wasn't funny. Full stop. There wasn't a single thing in there that made sense, or purposefully made no sense. It was just a whole bunch of shit thrown together in an attempt to make something that is supposedly funny. However, i do have to give you credit for the sprite work, it was very smooth so props to you for that.
Apocolypse_EM, Shh. Your a moron. People are entitled to vote whatever they want so don't talk. Ever. Try put a little less effort into typing fuck and a little more efferot into writing something worth while.
forget what that last guy said, the mario bloopers series have been really good and are worthy of being here so many times over, keep up the great work
THIS ROCKED SOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
I Was Gonna Go to Work but then i got High
You call me off work for this?
Sooooo funny u hafta make more 10 all the way
you should make more
how many more mario flashes are going to be made?!? it's every day now. never giev people an idea about what to write on their reviews...
it like ball$
im just fuckin with u, it has good
Heh, I made the movie interactive myself I guess by stopping and zooming in all the time to read the secret little messages you put in it. Like the books and such. "Klingon and You" Great stuff man.
but i hardly consider f*ck to b mild language.
I liked it alot especially the part with the afroman song!! That cracked me up. The signs too! It was great
lol naw, was a nice flash to watch
Dude this is awesome:P
I think the best part was mario trying to blow up the castle
Good job
That was hilarious! Nothing more to say!
Keep em comin', too damn funny.
And just for this animation
It licks Ball$
... not
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
brilliant i must say each of the bloopers series gets better and better the animation is sweet and the sound was pretty good the recorded voices were a little off good choice in clips just sounded a bit muffled maybe choose a better recording device for them but the comedy bits were well thought out, the story ( there kinda is one ) was funny and well animated all i can say is THANK YOU for some of the best flash series i've seen in a long time
Nice. So would get shot if I gave this a bad review? J.K it gets my 5
side-spliting humor, it would be great if you added different game characters, such as Megaman, Sonic, and anything else. I wish Mario could do that to all the fat people who rate good flashes bad. Well keep the funny comin'!
however, first of all, it was too short for my taste and it got dull after the first two chapters.
It Licks Ball$
You can't put this line as a final thing in your cartoon and expect people to not write it. All these pathetic attempts to get your score up for the toon... bah.
As for the toon itself, it was not too bad. I just didn't laugh to hard. And the sprites weren't too good animated. Try better next time.
well you were right, your flash skills DID improve, yet your sense of humor and amount of constructive ideas has diminished considerably. try another idea, this one's way too overdone.
This was cool!!! Once again you make a great flash.
4/5
Your lord and master Cj
Not the best bloopers I've seen, but still funny!!!Lol! Anyway, the graphics were so-so, the style,humor, and violence were awesome, and everything else was average. Though it was still funny!!!
This sucks ball$
Hey, where's Mario? I saw him shoot me a minute ago. :(
Fun stuff.
not bad i liked the first 3 more
yeah i liked it, but i expected bloopers more than just a funny movie, like the mushroom part, but whatever, keep up the good work!
Its bit of a "been there, done that" movie. The humor isn't to new or refreshing, and it was quite short. The non-gifs in this movie didn't look that good either. While occasionally it made for a small chuckle, thats the best you got from me.
But its a good attempt, I'll give you that. sprite movies can often be the best ones, because they relate to nostalgia and old "what if [x] would happen/do" conversations you had with your friends when you were 9.
All in all, nothing to special, but by all means keep trying.
You aren't going to get a bad review from me.
Especially after what Mario did to that fat ass.
Mario getting high. Oh shit was that ever funny. Your getting a 5!
what the hell happened between certain things. I couldn't undertsand what they were saying...most of the time. The first and second ones were good but now you just lost ur touch. Now it's like the same thing ova and ova. pssshhhht...even my cousin thought this way crazy. I did like when mario was smokin though.
it was completely mediocre AND it's been done a million times before.
in my opinion only the last part was funny.....
but its not like it was anything groundbreaking or nething :-/
the afroman was a good touch tho that scored some points lol
It licks ball$
Just kidding. From the great moments of Mario getting bleeped by "F**K!" to "You, sir are a bitch!" *Cocks gun* Boom! it keeps it's kick-assness. The Z Saber calls it a "Great motherfucker from start to finish." We give it a 10 outta 10.
it needs some sort of boost in humor. It wasn't very funny.....
As it said in the movie itself, it licks balls.
Is newgrounds running out of talent that this reaches the frontpage?
doesnt feel the same...
dude holy shit the stoner scene was kick ass and koopzilla woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it wasnt as good as the other ones, it was a bit lack luster.2/5
This one was OK, but I have definately seen worse
very funny keep it up im sure that you can get funnier if you try but this is very good
sheesh, give it up with the bloopers guys, we've seen 'em all a thousand times over, it was nice flash work but maybe you could do something better and more imaginative than a washed up blooper reel.
you've obviously got skills man, dont waste them.
mario will come shoot you
it was pretty funny. It wasen't great or anything but it was funny. Espicially part 3.
Well it was ok i laughted at the last scene D;
I can honestly say I preferred the first one over this one or the second. This one was still okay though, dont get me wrong, I noticed that some things were the same from the second or first, or at least the same idea.
i didnt now i dident laugth this is good but i dident laugth.
Though I give you a high score because this is the first thing with a little sense of humor in it on the Frontpage for weeks. But it still pretty much sucks because it's just you who think it's funny with the minute long wait between the bloopers.
It was your best one yet though and I liked the Scarface sound bits. Even if you've stolen every idea from Mario Mishaps and still you fail totally.
Yeah, this was a deeper review than "it sucks ball$". How you gonna deal with that, punk? Learn to handle criticism, I say
This really does suck actual ball$. You have no idea.
I Cant stop laughing about the cigarette one.
I didn't know animations could suck balls :P Anyway, this wasn't too bad, but there are better Mario Bloopers than this, still not a bad try at it.
I watched this movie twice. When I watched it for the second time. I took the time to read some of the stuff you coudn't see without zooming in about 2 or 3 times. By doing so I noticed that when Luigi called Mario to tell him about this "kewl" website. He was talking about your website (I think he was, since he had your website up on the computer). The first time I watched it I thought Luigi was talking about newgrounds or videogame directors cut (VGDC).
I loved the "short" Mario Bloopers series that you've made and would've liked to see more of it... (sigh) but like all series. They have to end sooner or later.
i was gonna go to work, but then I got high.
That was fuckin funny man, to bad the series has to end, dame, I have to see that again!
Come on mario, bring it on bitch!
*Looks at the door...*
I'm waiting...Well...
...
Voted 5 :D
I was gonna flame this to hell, but the blow up castle and the reviewer part was pretty funny lol
Besides those 2 last ones well...
IF I was 10 years old I was gonna laught my ass off (despides the fact that you tried to justify funny with %$#%# words). Unfortunally because of the language and the rate I don't think you targeted that audience, so yea... Watch a little more comedy shows and try updating your jokes cause no one is gonna laught at mario imitating coyote's running to an abyss and looking down before falling =P
It licks ball$ lol
The best part was in the end- YOU are a BITCH! I think I may have heard that in a movie.
That was REALLY funny! some parts I found werent that good, but the rest were really funny. Keep up the goooooood work!
I like it, it wasn't all that excellent, but its not like i have anything that even made it into the portal, let alone the front page.
I hate all these people saying, "This sucks" and "This is gay" and "You should stop flash" when chances are they dont have s*** in the portal. All i know was this had effort, and this is why it made it in the portal.
Back to the movie:
It was good, but it didnt have alot of jokes. I liked the first one with little mario falling off the cliff and the Goomba one though.
You should make another, if you want to.
Was that "website your redesign btw?
....not as good as some other ones. are u running out of ideas? 0.o
lol. i still liked it especially the castle with the song by Afroman. Yea im one of the only ones that knows that song!
It L icks ball$
Dude, Toad is STILL buried underneath that sh*t? Damn! I like how you went about remembering the past episode that way. Nice work! Overall, the first two were my favorite. The last two were, um, very meh-ish. More comedy is needed. I did sorta like the "Crappy Reviews Suck" scene, but it was still kinda boring. Sorry. In closing, is Toad EVER gonna get out? Find out next time (probably) in Mario Bloopers 4!
Sincerely,
General Guy
P.S. I always like to hear that noise when Mario swears. Just sayin'.
It was hard to read alot of the things so I had to zoom in
it was not as good as the first 2 but it was still realy funny
Ok, the graphics and sound have improved much since the last MB. However, the humor seems to have taken a nose dive. Come on man, I know your capable of better jokes!
That was hillarious...Mario stoned, giant gombas, Toad getting smashed (unfortunately