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Metal Gear Toast 3

rated 4.02 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Jun 26, 2006 | 2:50 AM EDT

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Author Comments

*HOLY SHIT! Front page! All my years of hard work have finally paid off! THANK YOU NEWGROUNDS!*
*You'll either really love this or really hate this. Either way, give me some constructive criticism. I apologize if my responses are harsh, but some of your reviews are pretty damn unnecessarily harsh as well!*

Solid Snake stars in the most hilarious and random adventure he's ever faced! You'll never guess what crazy thing will happen next, and you'll be laughing the whole time at the pure sexyness that is this humor-filled masterpiece! This is my 10th flash animation, so I went all out to make sure this is the best I've ever created!

So, sit back and enjoy the ride, it's one you soon won't forget!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

That takes talent

What some people fail to realize sometimes, is the talent it takes to make something do random that it's funny, and not just a bunch of scenes pressed together to try and make sense. Metal Gear Toast and Demented Cartoon Movie are movies that i've personally learned to respect, simply because of the skill people fail to realize goes into them.

I wouldn't change a damn thing, keep up the good work.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Constructive critiquing? Here you go.

First off, graphics. Probably the most controversial issue on this flash (according to reviews) but I can honestly say that they are decent and up to par with most of the other flashes on Newgrounds (if not better). Not to mention Snake looks "fancier" than he did in the previous two. They aren't great but at least I can say, "you're trying."
Style? Well the idea was somewhat original, somewhat not. Either way it was done well.
Sound. Well the sound effects were good and everything seemed to be in the right place at the right time. The right music is there when it should be, the sound effects were, though stolen (hahahah), were very good, and the voices could use improvement but it was nice to see you try to stay true to the actual characters (and hey Michael Jackson sounded close enough to the real one for me).
Violence. Well you got the blood, the cat randomly killing Snake, and the even more random boats crashing into Snake accompanied by the broken necks. Add more or use less. Either way I don't really care.
Interactivity. Pause, play, and scene select. More than most flashes. Good job. Thanks for putting the effort into doing what most lazy S.O.B.'s would not.
Humor. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Well all depends on your point of view I suppose but I really enjoyed it. The randomness really made my day. Back to your roots, eh? Reminds me of your earlier work... Good job.
Overall it was better than most. Sure it took a while but it's understandable why, and hey, in my opinion it was worth the wait. Wasn't really what I expected but it was just as good. Thanks for the laugh Tyler.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Best randomness seen in nearly a year!

That was so awesome, i loved that retarded Arnold Swarzenikker or whatever his name is :-\... gotta watch it again while drinking lemonade ( migraine inducing ftw)



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

If you can't appreciate this, you suck

It's some well thought out, funny shit that all comes together nicely. I love it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


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