Score: 10
"We all gonna get bitchin tonight"
date: August 9, 2006
This movie is so sexy everytime I watch it I wanna cream myself. When I saw the cactus get it on in a 3 way with those 2 fat guys I was all like "DAMN". I wanna have relations with officer doodley because his nightstick is so spinny and cool. How did you manage to get larry teh cable guy to voice act for you?
I just can't believe that this movie allows humans to watch it because its so damn hardcore like that. I like the Conkers bad fur day parody when the guy picked up his arm, I also thought the soldiers voices were sexy. I liked the sun because he was so happy I just could barely contain the emotions I felt when he smiled so brightly at me.
The next movie would be great if it starred Ben Stiller as a rough and tough street fighting doctor with a heart of gold, Angelina Jolie as the nurse who was actually a secret agent sent to destroy Stiller. Adam Sessler would come in at the end as a surprise appearance and say to Angelina just as she was about to kill Stiller "You get a 0 out of 5" and he shoots her in the face with a desert eagle. Have Nick DeMayo sing back up in the new hit album, "Cactus in a barn" because that would be so cool as long as David Hasselhoff makes a guest appearance.
Patrick Warburton should be in the next movie because he could be the action hero who saves the cactus from a horrible death. The cactus is trapped in crashing plane so Patrick comes in and grabs the only parachute and he and the cactus safely float to the ground and get married. Leonardo DeCaprio should be the guy who is secretly obsessed with the cactus and dies saving him from a burning building.
Good bye forever
Robert Deniro.
Author's Response:
You are the stupidest thing on this planet Brandon.
