So, first of all, I didn't copy Madness Pie, It's a parody. Shrinkz (the author of MP) has reviewed it and he was perfectly fine with it, k?
That brings me to the next subject: Because he got a lot of PMs in the past: He made his one first! Not I!
I hope you illiterate bastards will take your time and read those four little sentences.
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Oh well, hope you enjoy it :D
~ scrimp