Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
The popular web comic, in animated form!
Zomborgs are on the loose and killing people!
Sasper loves girls!! And likes to have sex with them cause he is like totally str8ight and junk and stuff and junk. Plus he likes girls and is good at Counter Strike!! Oh and at Java Script!! Plus he beats up cops and shit!!