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Jan 19, 2006 | 9:37 AM EST
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Arrow Keys for Motion, Spacebar Fires.
'P' for pause, 'M' for music mute.

Hang in there, things get more interesting at later levels with wind, damaging cold weather, gravity orbs, and more! Can you beat all 13 levels?

Thank you for playing!

Your friends and family have been slain by a metro sexual (yes, really!) French king. You must battle through many levels of increasing difficulty acquiring gold and purchasing upgrades to achieve your ultimate goal: the destruction of King Bleu Robe's castle!

Advanced Users:
Number keys 1-6 select spells that you have bought, ie your best lightning, water, fire spell, etc. Pressing the number key that correlates to your spell type (such as '1' for lightning) multiple times will select the weaker version of that spell if you own it.



Rated 1 / 5 stars


Glitchy that's all I have to say

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


yeah, finally saved up to buy the best fire spell, and i cant use it because it wont let me cycle to it... Glitchless you need to fix this Glitchy game

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Rated 3 / 5 stars


lol, glitchless did this game


Rated 0 / 5 stars

One of the worst games ever

A terrible attempt at making a game full of glitches and a waste of time to play. Dont play it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ok i guess

good graphics but ya inda need to work on it more.