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Hurt The Taxman

rated 2.69 / 5 stars
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Simulation - Pet / Buddy

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Jan 13, 2006 | 5:54 PM EST

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An old beat-em-up thing, pretty short and pointless. I like it.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

very likeable

i really liked this it totally deserved front page

MiddleFingerRings responds:

thankyou, I'm finally back into the smart ones...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Graphic-wise, you were pretty good. Honestly, though, the arms kind of sucked on the taxman and on our little punchy guy. They looked like something my three-year-old second cousin would draw, but the face on the taxman was great. Also, the blood that shot out was pretty realistic, until you got to the part where you saw the bone-structure of his face. You forgot a couple of nose cavitys, and theres not a chance in hell that like 5 or 6 punches would make a guy's face rip off.

To be fair, it did have style. My family has never really had problems with taxes, but we hate the word taxes, therefore we hate the taxman.. stupid faggot. It only got an 8 because there was only 4 options (that I found) that you could do, mouth, left side of the face, right ear, and wig. But it was still a great game.

Sound wise, the voice of the man was clear, the sound effects were clear, only a crackling on some parts, and erase those little cracks and I'll hit you with a 10.

Well, it was obviously interactive. The whole point of the game was interaction, and you scored high there. There wasn't much listening involved, and you even got to choose his name.. Even though that option was kind of pointless. But yeah, great interactivity, good 10 in my books.

It was funny. Well, funnyish. It was good for humor, enough said, you get an 8.

Well, great job on your game, mate. Clearly you worked hard on it and it turned out great. Your gonna get a 4 from me, great job.


MiddleFingerRings responds:

thnks trix, its good that you obviously took a lot of time on your review. Pointlessness is my forte, this is why I made the name thingy! Thanks again for spending so much time on reviewing my crap, I cant say I would.
PS Wow all your punctuation and grammar is correct!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very nice

This was a way cool interactive flash. Very well animated and nice voice acting in the begining. Graphics looked very detailed and nicely made. I think everyone hates those people who tax them. This is a great way to relieve stress and there was lots of blood. Great work!

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MiddleFingerRings responds:

yeh, if I hate taxmen, surely everyone else does..? Thanks for your time, I'm pretty proud o' my blood technique


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Dude I'm 13 and that makes me proud to say it. can you do one called "Hurt the Lorna Ramsey"?

MiddleFingerRings responds:

well, thank you but I have no idea who lorna ramsey is lol. I guess she's famous in america..?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I enjoyed that. You should have added more things to hit, or something to hit him with. Other then that it was good. So dont listen to all the people that are talking crap cause you are only 13. I am 19 and I wouldnt be able to make anything like this on flash so you have my respect.

MiddleFingerRings responds:

thanks, people are wising up to the fact that being thirteen doesnt make you a fucking toddler, I have the intellegence to make something brilliant.