PLEASE READ THE WHOLE DESCRIPTION BEFORE PLAYING
This is, hopefully, the final version of this game. If you would like to see the other versions, just look at my other submissions. Although there are some instructions in the game, here's how it works.

You hit the mouse against the trampoline from the left as hard as you can.

Dogs either eat you or bounce you.
Bill Gates bounces you.
Clouds do something to you depending on the direction of the cloud.
Kenny stops you.
Computers slow you down.

Press shift to see a textual description of how well you are doing.

Hold spacebar to suspend yourself in midair, while the meter on the top-left is not empty.
ENJOY!