oh horrors
....It's like monty python.
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It's short I know, but I started it at 12:00 PM and it is now 3:12 AM and it's finished.
Not the best I could do, but it'll pass as Clock Crew.
Viva la CLOCKS!!
Clock and roll, baby. <3
oNE WORD LIGHT
I GAVE YOU A TWO BECAUSE I WANT A LIGHT AURA AND YOU CAN HELP ME WITH THIS SAC OF SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
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How to actually become a member of the clock crew
Step One Buy a flash program
Step Two Don't Read Instructions
Step Three Make sure your movie doesn't have a point and is horribly voiced using Text Aloud MP3
Step Four Make extra sure you don't spend more than 1 hour working on your flash movie
Step Five No matter what object is the "star" in your "flash movie" always put a clock in the middle of it because(sigh) that will make sure that the other idiots in clock crew will give it the highest score and bog down newgrounds with endless megabytes of garbage.
All clocks must die
PunkyThePenguin responds:
Fuck you.
I didn't buy my flash program.
Bleh...
OK... another clock flash. Great... just great.
Do I have something against clock movies? Not particularly, it's just that the vast majority are a pile of steaming turd. This one looked alright, but lacked any point, wasn't particularly funny to me, and, quite frankly, I'm only reviewing to have my say at TheOffspringClock.
So, you don't think I can have a negative opinion about something, because I can't do better myself?
Ever seen a film, and thought it was bad? Ever had a meal that didn't taste that good. Ever read a book you thought was dull? If the answer to any of these and any other examples you care to think of is yes, then you, my dear boy, are a friggin' hypocrit.
Regards, Jay.